Tara Reid Just Doing What Tara Reid Does Best
In case you were unfamiliar, “what Tara Reid does best” is “being a drunken catastrophe.” Looks like the aftermath of the knockout scene at the end of Rocky II when Rocky and Apollo both hit the mat. Just body on top of body, both girls so disoriented they have to fight to get to their feet.
Out of all the drunk celebrity whores, Tara Reid has gotta be the most attainable, right? I think a completely average dude in the right situation could bag her. Like the rest of the drunk whores are still really rich or really famous and probably still only fuck guys who are fancy. Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan ain’t gonna bang just anybody. But I bet the average dude with solid game could take down Tara Reid. Just forget about the American Pie Tara Reid and the Van Wilder Tara Reid. Remind her that she’s pushing 40 years of age and that the Big Lebowski was almost 15 years ago. Just keep those post-plastic surgery pictures in mind and treat her like a sewer rat that she usually is and I bet you can get Tara Reid to blow you.
Only thing working against you is time. Gotta get it done before she ends up winning Celebrity Death Pool 2013.
Even her tweets are drunk.
Are they making out is that why they stay down for so long?
“they only should u after they knocked us down…” SHOULD?!?! doesn’t she mean showed** god damn it irritates me how dumb some successful people are.
i honestly thought she was already dead. guess i mixed her up with brittany murphy
her being almost 40 makes me feel old as fuck..i think she mightve been the first chick I wacked it to, either her or ali larter in that whip cream bikini
was just having this debate this past weekend.
other “attainables” we agreed on: chelsea handler, pamela anderson, kesha, carly rae, any girl that has ever been on a reality tv show including the hills, and my favorite, courtney love
I think any average dude with a lot of drugs could land all three in the same night, with Hilton being the toughest, she’s got money forever
“the rest of the drunk whores are still really rich or really famous and probably still only fuck guys who are fancy.”
Hilarious. And accurate.
“the rest of the drunk whores are still really rich or really famous and probably still only fuck guys who are fancy.”
Hilarious. And accurate.
This is the most pathetic publicity I’ve seen in a while, Tara Reid is about as useful as a toilet in the middle of the ocean.
The original is BACK!! Someone had to pick up the slack Lohan has left since sorta straightening out. It’s like seeing Jordan come out of retirement.
by average guy with a good game do you mean being filthy and taking that whore around Europe on your 10 million dollar yacht? If that is being an average dude then sure it would be easy to bang her!!
A+
Didn’t look too upset for having been “pushed down.”
summer in a nutshell
Didn’t seem too upset for having been “knocked over”.
they pushed her down “in front of her own boat”? tara, i think we are talking about 2 completely different incidents then because those were vespas on the side of the street, not boats in the water
Ohhh that’s such a good sleeper pick for Celeb Death Pool niiiice…. Chic was so hot in Van Wilder though…
I LOVE WHORES!
Such a good sleeper pick for Celeb Death Pool… Damn she was so hot in Van Wilder too…
Wow. She really is 37. Time flies when you are blacked out.