“Who wants a blowjob??”

The New StarA Tallulah Elementary School teacher was dismissed after she was in the classroom while two third-graders were reportedly having oral sex under a table. A Madison Parish High School teacher is under investigation for reported substance abuse on the job. Both disciplinary actions are part of Superintendent Lisa Wilmore’s effort to “change the culture” of the district which has a history of academic struggles. Wilmore wants to put more emphasis on classroom management and effective use of instructional time to improve student achievement.  “These kids were allegedly having oral sex under a table,” Wilmore said. “They were third-graders.” Wilmore concurred with the principal’s recommendation that the third-grade teacher be dismissed and the children counseled after a sexual incident reportedly occurred in class last week. “The principal felt that she was not monitoring the classroom adequately,” Wilmore said. “The principal made a decision, and I supported the principal. We have to make sure we have people in these classrooms who are monitoring our students.”

Have I blogged about this before? I feel like I have. I feel like theres been so many stories about kids sucking each others dicks these days I can’t even keep up. Before I blogged this I spent time doing a search on Barstool NY for all the names of the people involved and the schools to seriously make sure I didn’t do it yet. Nope, turns out I was confusing it with the kindergartners who got hand jobs under the desks and the 8 year old deaf girl fucking on the bus from yesterday. Just a smorgasbord of pre-teens and pre-schoolers getting their rocks off. This world is either going to hell in a handbasket or to a goddam orgy in a handbasket and either way everyone of all ages is having sex in said handbasket.

PS – Is “The principal felt that she was not monitoring the classroom adequately” while kids were dick-sucking the most obvious statement of all time? I mean when me and a couple chicks in the back of the room were playing M.A.S.H the teacher wasn’t monitoring the classroom adequately.  When me and my buddies where shooting rubber band wasps all over the place, the teacher wasn’t monitoring the classroom adequately. When third graders are 69′ing, there needs to be a more effective description than that.