NY Post – Jets quarterback Tim Tebow is dating actressCamilla Belle. Sources tell us the couple met at the Met Ball in May and have quietly been seeing each other ever since. We’re told Tebow, who lives in storm-damaged Hoboken, and Belle avoided the wrath of Sandy by spending the weekend and the early part of this week in Jacksonville, Fla., where his parents have a place. They were spotted at Latitude 30 in Jacksonville on Tuesday night, where they bowled “and played arcade games” together, a spy tells us, adding, “They were very together and affectionate, until some young fans asked to take Tim’s picture, when Camilla politely stood aside.” They’ve also been spotted together at the beach and at restaurants in town. Belle, who has previously dated Joe Jonas, was raised in a strict Catholic household, and sources tell us she and Tebow have attended church together. Another source said, “They first met at the Met Ball in May and have been quietly dating since. It’s amazing they’ve been able to keep it so quiet.”

Tebow and Camilla, sittin in a tree – H-O-L-D-I-N-G   H-A-N-D-S  A-N-D  M-A-Y-B-E   M-U-T-U-A-L-L-Y   M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-N-G I-F  T-H-E  B-I-B-L-E  P-E-R-M-I-T-S  T-H-A-T.

Good for Timmy! I know people are gonna make fun of these two for being Bible freaks. And I know it looks like she drew her eyebrows on with a Sharpie marker like Uncle Leo after he gets his eyebrows blown off by the mail bomb in Seinfeld. But other than that she’s a hot chick and its a great fit. I’m almost kinda jealous of these two religious weirdos. Going bowling and hanging out at the arcade. Its almost like when you’re a devout Catholic you’re permanently suspended at age 13 forever. You go to the movies with your girlfriend. You go bowling with her. Maybe hit up an amusement park. Hold hands towards the end of the night. Then you go home to sleep in seperate beds and you masturbate furiously. Ah, that was the life. Simpler times. Before you had been poisoned by alcohol and pussy/dick. Now all most people wanna do is get fucked up and go home and have sex. Once you got a taste of those two things its a one track mind for the rest of your life. I kinda wish I could go back to the days where I’d go to New Roc City with a chick and hit up Applebees for 2 for 1 apps, a movie, and then just “walk around” with a semi-erect penis in my pants and consider that night a success.

So, I, for one, am kinda jealous of Tebow. Because he’s either frozen in time back when life was pure and simple as a 13 years old – or he’s got us all duped and he’s just banging this chick out in his parents house while they sleep upstairs like he was 18 years old. And either way thats better than my 28 year old perpetually hungover, always-trying-to-have-sex self.

PS – I feel like if you’re a famous Bible freak you just gotta find some other Bible freak and link up with her. Like 2 people with herpes settling on each other because they both know they can’t date other normal people.