OhioPolice say a 16-year-old girl is dead and another 16-year-old girl is in police custody. Officials say the girls were fighting around 8 p.m. Wednesday at 4769 Walford Road in Warrensville Heights. According to witnesses the victim was teasing the suspect because she passed gas. One thing led to another and fisticuffs began flying. Witnesses also tell 19 Action News that several adults stood around and watched the whole thing go down, including the victim’s stepfather. But by the time he intervened, it was too late. Shaakira Dorsey collapsed once the fight was broken up. EMS rushed her to the hospital, where she died. The Cuyahoga County Medical Examiner has not yet released her cause of death. The teen suspect has been charged with one count of murder. Her name is not being released.

Obviously it’s a shame this young girl lost her life – but it shouldn’t come as a major surprise. It was just a couple months ago when some old black dude almost shot his neighbor in the face for farting outside his apartment. Neil posted a video of black people flipping their shit over fake crop-dustings. And we all know chicks of all creeds & colors deny crapping and farting to the death. So it stands to reason a black female would throw down after being ribbed relentlessly because of an errant squeaker. Only one of them walks away. Farting is the one secret chicks just can’t let out. They protect it with their lives. Like if I caught my chick stepping on a duck, she’d turn into Jason Bourne with tits. Bugging all my clothes, my truck, my office, etc. just to see if I’m gonna spill the beans. As soon as she heard her name over a wiretapped phone call, my line would go dead. She’d grappling hook her way through the window into my 14th floor office when a co-worker asks what my girl & I did this past weekend. “Well she f –”…boom, butterfly knife to my throat even though I was gonna say “she fixed a great dinner”, not “she farted”. Seriously, the scariest day of my life will be the day she thinks I’m still asleep and I catch her lifting her leg on the couch as I’m walking downstairs. Turns the house into an instant Mr. & Mrs. Smith warzone.