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Huff PoFarrah Abraham is fully embracing her new role as a porn star. Back in May, the 22-year-old released her first triple X-rated movie, “Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom,” and now she’s moving deeper into the adult industry by releasing her own line of sex toys, reports RadarOnline. The former MTV “Teen Mom” star recently sat for a molding of a replica of her private parts and breasts, which will be sold by Topco Sales — and the whole shebang was filmed, of course. ”Hey, so I think I’m taking sex symbol to a whole new level today. I’m at Topco, which is, like, the fourth biggest in the nation adult toy sales manufacturer So now I’m going to have a whole, like, sex line. People are going to jack off to me. This is crazy,” Abraham says in the video. The toys won’t hit stores until January 2013, but early on Sept. 23, Abraham took toTwitter to promote the forthcoming line:

Look this bitch’s fifteen minutes are for sure up. Now that she’s just a regular old porn star, you gotta go to the back of the line. Like when you’re a normal person making a sex tape, for a brief moment you dominate the porn world because you’re a novelty. But once you decide to just become a porn star you gotta start all over. Back to the middle of the pack for you. Not quite all the way at the bottom of the ladder because this bitch loves anal and squirts like a fire hydrant, but for the most part your life of front page news is coming to an end.

But that doesn’t mean I am not impressed with this shit right here. Getting your pussy and asshole molded for a sex toy is boss status. No matter how much of a dumpster this chick is, no matter how fucking dumb or annoying she is, there’s a market for her pussy being mass produced. If so many chicks out there wanted my dick that I needed to clone it by the thousands, I would just retire from life right then and there. I’d never do another thing, ever. That would be as accomplished as I could get. Whatever I did in my life prior to that led to the general public of women craving my dick to the point that they’d buy a replica. That would be the pinnacle for me.

So I can’t mock Teen Mom Whore. I tip my cap to you, my fair lady. Well done. Men everywhere are gonna be fucking your proxy pussy and I, for one, think thats a great accomplishment.