Thats How You Make Headlines



See how easy that was? See how much easier it is to get front and back pages of all the papers if you just win? Don’t need to sign popular players for the hell of it. Don’t need to make guarantees or predictions. Don’t need to talk shit. Just win. Win and nothing else matters. Nobody gives a fuck about Tim Tebow when everyone else on the field is dominating the shit out of a division opponent. You can go from a “circus” to a contender overnight after hanging almost 50 in your week one opener.
That was one of the most satisfying wins in a long time for Jets fans. And nobody enjoyed it more than Mark Sanchez. Dude has been nothing but a consummate professional throughout an unbelievable amount of disrespect from management and the media. Hasn’t said a word. Just quietly waited until it was time to let his play do the talking. And yesterday he was talking. Completed 70% of his passes. 3 TDs. Aside from one minor disaster on that shovel pass INT, played a completely mistake free game. Led his team like a true, real starting quarterback should. Metaphorically shoved his dick down the throat of every person who doubted him for the past 6 months.
He wasn’t alone on offense either. Shonn Greene quietly rushed for almost 100 yards and a TD. Stephen Hill looked like a seasoned veteran out there leading the team in receiving. The rest was spread out amongst Kerley, Tone and Cumberland. If Hill and company play like this, Cro won’t have to worry about playing both ways and can just sit back and collect all the pick six’s he wants.
Which brings me to the defense – which I think played tremendous. I know they ended up giving up 28, which obviously isn’t good. But they played with a lead the entire game and if wasn’t for a couple larger mistakes I think it would have been a different game. I more pumped about the specifics. The playmaking ability they showed was outrageous. 4 takeaways. Revis set the tone. Cro with his pick 6. Most importantly Kyle Wilson with a huge interception. If Wilson has a big bounce back year and plays like they expect him too along side Revis and Cromartie, watch the fuck out. Laron Landry with a forced fumble. And on special teams you got Kerley with a billion yard punt return for a TD. Playmakers all over the fucking field.
Last but certainly not least – Austin fucking Howard. Dude went from “It doesn’t matter how I play because I’m just not Wayne Hunter” to Mr. T’s latest diamond in the rough. Mario Williams was non existent yesterday. Played one of the best defensive ends in the game straight up and absolutely stonewalled him. Apparently Mario was so butthurt that Howard owned him, he spent the whole post game crying about replacement refs and shit. Pussy.
Aside from the run defense giving up 160, the Jets looked perfect.

holy shit you guys beat the Bills?? wow that must have been one tough game
Easily the best sanchez has EVER looked in an early season game…heck, maybe tebow being on his heels every day in the gym did help….btw, rex is way less fat
Tebow gets no credit for his onside kick recovery?! C’mon Daily News, clean that up.
Damn, Steelers got beat last night. May as well throw in the towell on the season. I mean thats wut KFC did the entire pre-season and is doin right here. They did wut they were sposed to do, dickhead. They were the better team. Relax. Jus like the steelers werent sposed to win that game las night with all the injuries. 4 bros on D out, Mendenhall out and a depleted O-Line. What real fan buys into the crap the paper prints. Its week one KFC, we’ll see wut the boys have next week when the Steel comes to town.
The QB that turned the ball over most in the league last year threw a bunch of picks again? Shocking!
I have to agree with you regarding Sanchez’s handling of a shitty situation. The whole Tebow thing is an absolute joke and a huge distraction, but it would appear that he could give two shits about the guy and it’s business as usual. That being said, Ryan Fitzpatrick sucks cock. They looked good, but they still have a lot more to prove. I still think they will lose 3 of their next 4, which could easily start a shit storm with the press and the fan base.
So cute how you idiots over react constantly. One win over a subpar opponent and it’s Super Bowl time, right?
As a Giants fan, I can say the Jets looked good, but it was against a defense so lost they had no idea what they were doing. They couldve suited up Namath yesterday and it wouldnt have made much difference. Maybe this will be Mark’s coming out year, maybe not, but you boys still have got a shit ton of winning to do to come out of our shadow.
Fun Fact: Everytime the Jets scored 40+ points in their opener they’ve missed the playoffs.
Looking forward to see how Francessa spins yesterday’s win into a negative.
Laron Landry loves anal!
too many “aside from this, aside from that” bullshit…jets played a pretty good game but its hard to say that the Bills were a good test.. we’ll see how they hold up against stronger opponents
landry can lay the fucken wood, when’s the last time the jets had that
Bell was hitting like a beast too. Really setting the tone.
Bell was hitting like a beast too. Really setting the tone.
Now I’m that guy. ^
it’s one fucking game against a god awful shitty team. Jets fan should NOT book their hotel rooms and plane tix for the Super Bowl just yet.
its very cute when you try to talk about sports