Reddit – Former Groupies Experience Thread
My friend’s cousin dated Derek Jeter for a while and had keys to his apartment. According to the story she entered one day to find him butt ass naked on his couch watching highlights of himself and bumping his chest with his fist saying “YEAH JEETS, YEAH JEETS”.
osmagic - I actually kinda believe this. Only because one of my friends claims he knew a girl that went back to Derek Jeter’s place one night and proceeded to go down on him. As she performed, Jeter put his hand on her head and said “Yeah Jeets, yeah Jeets,” as she kept going. I believe it was a soft “yeah Jeets” as opposed to a screaming bumping “YEAH JEETS.” But it’s close enough. I never knew if it was true, but if someone unrelated has another “Yeah Jeets” story, it is gaining some validity to me.
This is 100% one of those “If the shoe fits…” moments. Is it an established true fact that Derek Jeter sits around naked watching highlights of himself banging on his own chest like a gorilla yelling “YEAH JEETS!”? For sure not. Does he quietly whisper “Yeah..Jeets” when he’s getting his dick sucked? Maybe. Probably. There’s no way we can be sure.
But could you envision both of those happening? Absofuckinglutely. Does it even take that much imagination to picture that? Not at all. The mere fact that its entirely plausible that Jeter talks to himself praising his performance when banging chicks sums up his entire existence. I didn’t even bat an eyelash at this. Seems like its entirely true to me. I bet he says it throughout his every day life. Pouring a bowl of cereal…Yeah Jeets. Getting dressed in the morning…Yeah Jeets. Wiping his ass…Yeah Jeets. Either way, its like the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus…I choose to believe.