Ding dong, ding dong? Who’s there? There’s someone at the door. Who is it? Its the Mail Man! What’s he got? HE’S GOT AUSTIN FREDERICK’S SUBSCRIPTION TO “I JUST MAKE BIG PLAYS” QUARTERLY

I saw him checkin the tire pressure of the team bus tires at team halftime. One of those guys that does everything. He was makin funnel cakes about a half hour before the ga…SHOT GOAL!

Ben Johnson heatin up! Heatin up faster than a junkie’s spoon!

Max Green! Hes logs on to www.IStingCorners.com

How hard do you think this guy creeps on high school chicks? So hard.