So Neil, or “Chemo,” as he has so endearingly been nicknamed, is getting absolutely torn apart by you savages in the comment sections on Barstool Chicago. I feel his pain. He reminds me a lot of myself, just more creepy, pale, skinny, serial killer looking, and gay. But the hate is virtually the exact same shit I got early on.
So here’s an opportunity for Neil to try and prove himself. The Blog-Off will pit Neil, Feitelberg, KFC, and myself together on the same news article, video, or any other big story. That’s where stoolies come in. We’re looking for something huge to center this contest around. I’m talking Octomom huge. If you see a fitting story unfolding, tweet either @JFeitelberg, @StoolPizzaBoy, @KFCBarstool, or @StoolChicago and we’ll use it if we think it’s big enough. Articles will go up at the exact same time with the writer’s identity kept hidden. Blind submissions will ensure that there will be no bias from those of you lining up to suck KFC’s dick when it comes to voting for the best blog. I really don’t see all the hype surrounding Kevin’s shit. I’m pretty sure he pulls up a Mad Libs template from MS Word before every blog and just fills in the blanks.
KFC Blog Template:
“Now in my all years as an Internet smut peddler, I’ve learned to never trust a guy like [Name]. I wouldn’t pay a dime for this [service discussed in article]. If 5-year-old KFC wanted to ride a big wheel, 5-year-old KFC rode his big wheel. ***Break for donuts. You earned it, Kevin. Good work*** Cuncel da saeson. Breaking Bad. Fan Duel.”
So the Blog-Off is set, as long as you guys actually want it, and it’s not just another extravagant Marketing Madness tournament that people end up resenting. Vote 1 for Yes, 10 for No.
KFC editor’s note: See? What did I tell you? Pizza boy is just like fuckin Neal. Always bugging me with these new ideas and shit. Yea yea, blog off. Whatever dude. I’m gonna annihilate anything you write. Just shut the fuck up.