The Boozy Brooklyn Broad Who Drove Her Car Through A House Is A Hard 6




NY Post – A Long Island prosecutor said today that a preliminary field test indicated that the Brooklyn woman who crashed through a house had consumed about 15 drinks before the accident. Police arrested 21-year-old Sophia Anderson following the crash Monday at 4 a.m. in Huntington. Anderson is accused of DWI after her red Mercedes-Benz CLK 320 in the rear of 96-year-old Helen Indiere’s once-tidy home. The car smashed through the home, ending up in the backyard. She suffered scrapes and bruises, while an unidentified passenger was not injured. Indiere who was inside the house and her caretaker were miraculously not injured. Anderson pleaded not guilty on Tuesday. Bail was set at $50,000. A Nassau County prosecutor said a preliminary field test at the crash scene indicated a blood-alcohol reading of 0.30. Each alcoholic drink raises the level by about 0.02. The legal limit is 0.08. Anderson’s lawyer questioned the validity of the sobriety test. Authorities estimated that Anderson was driving “at least” 40 to 50 mph down Browns Road when she got to the flashing red lights at the T-intersection with Southdown Road. Instead of turning right or left, she went straight onto the front yard and punched sedan-size holes through Indiere’s house as the woman and a home-health aide slept inside. The car slammed into a cypress tree, and its rear wheels landed atop some shrubs. “It sounded like a wrecking ball,” said neighbor Kimberly Steinberg. The 42-year-old woman said she ran outside and heard people yelling and glass breaking. “I thought it was a fire,” Steinberg said. “All I saw was a red glow. I heard people making noise and glass breaking.
Maybe a 7. I could see her being like a “She’s All That” type of girl. You know the type – a plain Jane type of girl who isn’t ugly, she just doesn’t try much to look pretty. If she were to let her hair down and put a little make up on and wipe the blood off her face and cover up her open wounds, she could be a 7.5. Give her a bonus 0.5 points for being a drunk whore who drives cars through houses at 50 MPH and we’re looking at an 8 out of 10. If you can survive the ride home from the bar with her, you’re most likely looking at guaranteed drunk sex with a 6, potentially 8 out of 10. I’ll sign for that 100 times out of 100.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002520906240&sk=wall Can’t quite tell if this is the same girl but even if it’s not it’s worth a browse through the photos…straight fucking fire.
She’s a hard 1 on the binary system. Shit she’s a 1 with that “I just survived a disaster movie” face she’s rocking.
A 6? Definitely an 8 with 9 potential. Got that girl next door appeal.
Not sure if the high beams were on before the crash, but they appear to be on in 2nd pic.
Trident that’s not her
KFC you suck today. Play us voicemails.
she also gets bonus points for pushing a CLK….smells like money. it’s 2012, it’s high time the broads started paying OUR way for a change.
Bitch looks like she went ten rounds with dro and his tire iron.
Love you dro
yeah trident that whole photo set was stolen from the chive, dunno who she actually is but shes definitely in my top 3 all time….that house needed a renovation anyways, dump.
im calling that an 7 with up to 9 potential based on her accident survival skills. i am deducting half a point however because it sounds like it takes her about 30 drunks to bang someone like me and at that point, its cheaper to pay someone
I know this chick from high school, the updated pic is definitely her
dudebro, it’s times like these that tire-iron jokes are 100% in bounds. well played.
Broads have a difficult enuff time driving while sober, what makes this yokel think she could drive while 10 sheets to the wind? Typical dumbass.
SHE IS HOT. HER PHONE IS FUCKING GARBAGE THO. RAZR FROM 2005? MEDIOCRE LIFE AT BEST.
I would let her crash her asshole into my cock no problem.
she should obviously be a smokeshow of the day when we find out her name no?
Ha. those are asbestos shingles…looks like the joke’s on her!
@ottwiested… Hilarious, and KFC, great one.