The Chick With The Double Pussy
Essex - Suffering periods that lasted up to 21 days and finding sex difficult, Lauren Williams knew that something was wrong. The 28-year-old from Chingford, Essex, was stunned to discover she had been born with a rare medical condition, which left her with two vaginas, two wombs and two cervixes. “I just presumed I must have a short vagina.” Following the shocking diagnosis, and after an operation to create one single vagina, Lauren is enjoying life more and is even able to laugh about her unique configuration. “I was worried that I’d been left with a huge vagina, but I felt uncomfortable about bringing it up with the doctors.” It was two weeks before Lauren was able to have sex with her boyfriend of a year, Mike, 31. “He wasn’t at all fazed by my medical revelation, but the first time we made love after the operation was a big deal for me. I felt like I was some sort of born again virgin. The sex was fine though and I no longer found certain positions uncomfortable.”
Now I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure if I was dating a chick for a year with a Double Wide I woulda figured it out. Dude probably ran around town for a year with his crew telling all the guys that his girl has a “short pussy,” when in reality this chick had two Pharaoh Tombs double parked on top of each other. I mean if I had two dicks I wouldn’t need a special doctor to tell me, right? Shit is baffling. And I know she says she didn’t end up with one “huge vagina” as she put it, but things can’t be normal below the belt now. Its like splitting conjoined twins, too complicated of a procedure.
KFC | Random Thoughts | 08/27/09, 11:37 am |
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If cristina del basso had a double vagina I’d be shooting my man juice all over the screen, this bitch ain’t cutting it.
I’m sure Mike was happy to see his double-taco’d load receptacle described the sex as “fine”. We all know what “fine” means in chick lingo, so now we also know that if he’s only getting a “fine” pounding one carnival I’d assume the reviews for two twat tangos were less than stellar.
She got me wanting more though by saying “…I no longer found certain positions uncomfortable”. I wonder…
what are your high scores in brickbreaker?
Brickbreaker is so 2008.
2009 is the year of GT Blackjack on the Storm.
I’m sorry but whats with British chicks looking so old. I’ve seen a lot of people commenting on this site about hot Brits when they’re on the wakes ups and what not. Let me tell you all from experience, British chicks are fat, pale, and look just like this girl. I mean honestly does this broad look 28 too you? No way she looks like shes had 4 kids and is pushing 40…so for any of you who think the grass is greener on the other side I will be the first to tell you it is not, you must trust me…..sorry Alfred, your chicks are busted, and have always been this way
i call bullshit on the whole thing. this was a guy, got a fucked up surgery, and had it fixed.
look at the size of her arms, shoulders, and hands.
So now she has to find someone hung like an eggplant to have normal sex.
Mustache
I agree for the most part, I was in Ireland last year and met a few hot British sluts the rest were average looking prudes. But Ireland had some insane smokeshows, especially Dublin.
My favorite two-pussy object is Carly and Cristina del Basso holding hands.
Just wanted to share…
610, i was getting there eventually, nice job.
the other point, is that every woman has three “pussies”.
if we are defining pussy as something to put your hog in.
Touche’
Reminds me of Curb Your Enthusiasm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcJoTREXxwU
Big vagina! HUGE vagina!
Lauren, hate to break it to you but that second hole down there is called your asshole. That might explain why certain positions were uncomfortable.
she had a short pussy and Larry David had issues with long balls.
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