Everyone’s favorite feature is back. Updated with 5 new phrases that I think are particularly horrendous. There’s a lot of other sites and twitter accounts that compile these nowadays, so I’m not gonna go through all the dumb ass misnomers and misspellings and really just dumb ass shit that Black Twitter gives us. Just a few gems that I really get a kick out of.

We’ll start with perhaps my most favorite moment in the history of twitter, and it comes from yesterday when Handsome Hank thought it was particularly cold outside yesterday and decided he would tweet about the weather…

Cleeshay

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To be honest I don’t even know what Hank was going for here. Even if he got it right, is saying “its brick out” even a cliche? He’s not alone:

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Offly

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Things I learned on this one – A LOT of people consistently quote I Love College by Asher Roth, and those people who do so are functioning retards.

From The Gecko

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Apparently these things all originated from the Geico Gecko. Someone help me I have a flat tiyahhhh!

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Human Bean

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Here’s a little known fact that will surprise absolutely nobodymy buddy who unintentionally invented Cuncel Da Saeson also thought it was Human Bean.

Running Aarons

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Jogging Erins. Running Aarons. You gotta take care of all that shopping before dinner.

80Hd

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Gotta get a prescription for that Riddle Lynn if you got a bad case of 80HD.

So there you have it, folks. I know its cleeshay but if you have 80HD, you should plan on running aarons from the gecko. Otherwise its gonna be offly hard to live your life like a normal human bean.

PS - Everyone throw Handsome Hank a follow @Hen_Ease for more unintentional comedy like “cleeshay”