Much like Pres has started the tradition of posting the Going To Djais In My Car video every Memorial Day, over here at Barstool New York we now have our own tradition to take us into summer. The Definitive Video of Modern Day Seaside Heights blog from last summer. The Jersey Shore at its finest and at its worst all at the same time.
Have a good weekend, folks! Kick off summer right!
0:30 Black Guy – If you’re a bitch ass nigga, stay home. Please stay home because you will be beating up quickly.
1:30 – Montage of every single dude saying their favorite part of the Shore is “the bitches” *Extra points to the dude at 1:45 who specifies “white bitches”
2:31 – Is that Jenna?
3:19 Dude growling like a Pirate – I literally think that guy doesnt know how to talk because he tries and fails many many times
3:28 – Militant Black Man, 3:46 Growl - Since when are there so many black people in seaside?
4:32 Air guitar – The most Jersey dance move I’ve ever seen. Bon Jovi or Springsteen playing? Even money
5:22 Girl licking face – Should probably taker her home to mom.
5:47 Blowjobs guy – This may be Ed Hardy himself.
6:03 Roid Rage – Apparently he called that dude immediately
6:18 More black people who love World Star Hip Hop – Fuck you guys, Viva La Stool!
8:12 The Virgin Slayer – Takes one to slay one, bro
9:19 What would you change about Seaside Heights – Tremendous Editing.