Robert Allen Dickey. More affectionately known as The Dickpiece. The only bright spot for the Mets this season. Congrats, brotha. You did the impossible. No, not be the first knuckball pitcher to win the Cy Young. I’m talking about making it enjoyable to watch the Mets this season.

Thanks for the past couple seasons, RA. But if I had my way, you’ll be tossing those knucklers in a different uniform next year. Hopefully for a contender with a couple strong prospects coming to Flushing.