My mom just said she thinks Jason Bateman is better looking than Leonardo dicaprio. I almost slapped her in the face.
100% true. I've skipped my exit just to keep racing RT @Kev9D3 it's never an imaginary race. When it's on it's on and both cars know it
One of my favorite things to do on the highway is pick out a random driver and pretend Im in an imaginary race with them. I legit never lose
Literally the oldest, ugliest girls in America hit on me tonight while my lady was getting drinks #StillGotIt #NotReally
For everybody worrying about @KFCradio, relax. You can have more than one show per smut website. Stoolie voicemails will live on forever
The Forever Lazy is coming out tonite, folks. Thats when you know its a big occasion. Like when Pitino is coaching against Kentucky and he wears his white on white suit. Its like my formal wear. I didn’t even break this shit out for Irving Plaza. I just got a feeling tonite about the Long Island Blackout that I’m gonna need to wear this. Probably has something to do with the trap door bottom.
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It’s *on* Long island you fucking herb
I can’t decide whats gayer, KFC wearing a forever lazy or people who care about grammar. Yeah its grammar.
A forever lazy=gay.
KFC wearing a forever lazy=gayer than AIDS.
F blog.
Well as long as we’re being grammar Nazis, “tonite” isn’t a word.
KFC is gonna get so much sympathy pussy tonight. you know bc of his mental breakdown last week. well played clancy well played
gramar and spelling and capitalization is for the bids
I there is a god your sympathy fuck will be a polish crack whore named Lazlo
Forever Lazy= KFC’s lazy ass eye
Yeah KFC the trap door bottom will be great for all the dudes to grind up on you. Easy access
kaskade is that dude
lol at yourpal. right idea wrong execution
slutnuts4:
http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=sarcasm+definition&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
This looks like a really good time. Two hours to get in, tons of dudes, no booze after 11:30, and kicked out by midnight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJLypiYjn0I
Shouldn’t a Bruins/Rangers game be automatic blogging material on this site at this point? Christ, Pres goes to Aruba and the rest of the lazy fuck bloggers here take the weekend off.
^^^^This. You have Rangers/ Bs & Knicks/Celts games today. I would atleast think KFC would put up a Lin blog today. He must have drank that 4th beer last night now he’s all hungover.
Unless Lord Lambert suddenly made one of those teams, or Bieber and his girlfriend are sitting front row, then no, it’s not automatic.
It’s pretty sad that I’m convinced I could work my 40 hour regular job and still pump out more quality blogs in a week than half the people who “work” for this site. All of the people telling KFC on his “crisis” blog to look for a better job, here’s the reason he doesn’t.
I love how there are TWO Boston and NY teams playing each other RIGHT NOW and we have to sit here and comment on a fucking ad blog.
Fuck you KFC
Since we’re apparently covering sports for ourselves today, I’m not sure if it’s more of a miracle that the Bruins only have two goals or the Rangers have actually scored two goals. Hank’s letting up rebounds by the dozens and the Rangers offense is in quicksand. Going to be some serious frustration for the Bruins if they end up losing this one.
Rangers bruins is going to be a hell of a playoff series. Celts Knicks is like any nba game, watch the last 2 min to see anything important
Bad job KFC
PS, I heard that party went reeeeeal well last night….
ya, i don’t get why this blog doesn’t operate on the weekends? if anything, take two weekdays off.
Long Island Blackout over St Pattys Day in Hoboken.. really??! what the fuck happened to you KFC