The Funniest Headline You May Ever See – Sarah Palin Fucked Glen Rice
IBT – A new book about Sarah Palin claims she had sex with former NBA player Glen Rice in 1987, according to the National Enquirer. The book written by investigative reporter Joe McGinniss, who rented a house next door to the Palin family as part of his research, says the former Vice President candidate had relations with Rice when he was a junior basketball player for the University of Michigan. Rice, who led Michigan to a national championship in 1989, was in Alaska for a college basketball tournament and allegedly hooked up with Palin who was then a TV sports reporter. The book claims the tryst happened only nine months before Palin married her husband. The book, entitled “Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin,” claims she had a “fetish” for black men at the time, according to the Enquirer, citing a publishing source. The book won’t be available on store shelves until Sept. 20, but the Enquirer claims Rice confirmed the relationship to McGinniss.
HE’S ON FIRE!
Glen Rice was borderline unstoppable in NBA Jam. Dude could stroke it from anywhere on the court. Only guy who could make it rain more was Chris Mullin.
Unfortunately for Chris Mullin, Sarah Palin never had a fetish for white dudes with flat tops. Otherwise he would have been balls deep in that little Alaskan minx. But instead it turns out that Sarah loved the black diesel, Michigan happened to be in Alaska for a basketball tournament, and bingo bango Glen Rice fucks the 19 year old sports reporter who one day turns out to be a political figurehead. I mean this has honestly gotta be the most absurd story line I’ve ever heard. Glen Rice fucked Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin. Just say that out loud. If you asked me to come up with the most unlikely pair of people to ever have fucked, I don’t think I could come up with a more obscure pairing. Maybe Harold Miner and Hillary Clinton. If Baby Jordan was banging Slick Willie’s wife, that might take the cake.
PS – I love the end of that article “…but the Enquirer claims Rice confirmed the relationship.” Uhh yea you fucking think? Who they fuck wouldn’t say they banged her if they had the chance? If any reporter comes to me and asks me if I fucked someone famous there is a 300% chance I tell them I did.
PPS – Is anybody surprised Sarah Palin loved the black dick? I dunno whether its the accent or how she’s always winking but to me she just screams “I want the Mandingo.”



glen fucking rice
You would think as much pussy as he had, he wouldn’t remember someone he banged over 20 years ago. I can’t barely remember the shamu look a like I banged 2 min ago.
can barely
She fucked mark schlerith in high school too
“I want the mandingo” can also be seen on Harry Doyle’s status updates
I guess Detlef Schremph is out too then?
Kate Upton & Stanley from the Office
Most unlikely pair to have fucked? What about Bill Gates and Queen Latifa?
tc- its about context. Now he may just be pulling a KFC here and saying yea sure why not i banged her. But the chances are he prob does remember going to the Alaska tourney. Prob only time in his life he was there. And from the point it prob isn’t too hard to remember banging the young sports reporter he met there once its put into the proper time/place.
like white on rice
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Someone please kill philly123.. And Glen Rice was so money in NBA Jam, he was even better in NBA Hangtime. Double Dunk!
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Boom shaka laka!! Is it the shoes?
somewhere Mr. Palin hangs from a beam
I say BS. She’s way too classy to be burnin’ coal.
Bud Garrity- Bravo.
@hipneck Ya she’s so classy. Shed never do that. And since the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, her daughter would never get knocked up as a teenager and than blame it on peer pressure. Biggest bunch of frauds going.
I bet she can still give a sweet bj and swallow every drop.
god she must have been such a dime piece at 19…Glen fucking Rice indeed