The Vikings suck. Christian Ponder sucks. Dude got dumped by Smokeshow Kacie. Total loser. So if he and the rest of Minnesota can roll on the 9ers the way they did last week, then the Jets sure as fuck can. Its the first week without Revis, the offense has looked particularly awful, but theres still some room for hope. Bottom line is Alex Smith could still shit the bed at any given moment and last week gave me some confidence. So this game isn’t as daunting as it looked preseason.

3-1 despite all the hoopla so far this season would be absolutely incredible.

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