I hope Mark Sanchez made a deal with the Devil.
I guarantee absolutely nobody in your life actually likes you. RT @yessirct mondays are awesome, you just suck at life
This is a miserable, miserable Monday. More miserable than usual.
RT @BrendanClancy: Breaking News: Dwight Howard is considering being a total d-bag all offseason for the 3rd year in a row
Jim Ross calls the Miguel leg drop. By God she's dead! http://t.co/6HGaAu1mNx
I would thoroughly enjoy a lap dance from Nicki Minaj