The Japanese Do It Again! Invent the Putting Green Bra
Japan Today – Reiko Aoyama, who is lingerie maker Triumph’s image girl for 2010, holds the new Nice Cup in Bra, designed to appeal to Japan’s busy golfing women. The green corset-style garment can be removed and unrolled to create a 1.5-meter-long putting mat. When the user sinks a putt into one of the cups, a built-in speaker pumps out a congratulatory “Nice shot!” The bra also features pockets for extra golf balls and tees, and a detachable flag pin that serves as a score pencil. The bra set comes with a skirt with the words “Be Quiet” printed on the rear, which doubles up as a flag for use on the course.
Forget about inflatable bras! A putting green with speakers and flag pins is impressive all on its own. Now you’re telling me it doubles as a garment offering comfortable support for the titties of the world? The Japanese just upped the ante and they are the only ones sitting at the table! Its not like you got Korea knocking on your door with some sort of dart board bra or Taiwan is coming up with a roulette wheel that can hold up your tits. Its like they are shattering their own engineering records for no reason.
Where does this madness end? I’d have to imagine a bra that doubles as a Hot Shot arcade basketball game with the ball-return ramp has gotta be the pinnacle of brassieres.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I remember when i wrested killer khan, he mentioned his sister would invent something like this!!!!!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Veterans Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
good to see Hacksaw making an apperance
(stickin my toungue out, and giving you a thumbs up)
Perfect match for the man with a putter in his pants.
Great invention, we should be proud of our Asian friends.
Golf balls are a perfect fit for my rectum, i keep a ball washer in my bedroom.
Golf and tits, what else is there to life….
Beer woody beer
woodrow, beer and blow jobs
Alright you ugly rejects the real Heated76 is back in this bitch…you betta believe it fuckwads. Whoever was impostering me today did a horrendous job, you sounded like a 6th grade boy (Dont get excited DTNGML) I said sounded like, it probably wasnt. The best part is its impossible to imposter me, to do it successfully you have to have a razor sharp tongue and wit like myself, which none on u ugly motherfucks can attain. I fucked Sixtens wife in the ass and then broke her jaw!!!
YOU BETTA BELIEVE IT!
You know what would be cool on this site?
If, after I was done reading about a whole new meaning to slamming my putter on the green, I could go to the Hot Galleries while I waited for the next blog and peruse through some actual HOT chicks instead of all those slam pigs.
SHUT UP SIXTEN, YOU BORE ME, NO WONDER YOUR WIFE SLEEPS AROUND
Jesus Christ…my poor, non-existent wife has lived a rough past few weeks.
Heated I’m a straight dude who enjoys sports and pussy…it’s no wonder I bore you.
Sixten, if you think the galleries of chicks on this site are not HOT you are definetly not straight you crooked ass pirate. I would like to take my putter and fracture your skull
who’s the chick in the back.. she’s giving me wood
Heated I know you’re a fucking self-loathing, pimple-faced numbskull who’s still suffering from years of eating school lunch by yourself, but I figured even YOU’D be able to pick up on a little sarcasm.
Just when I start to hold out a little hope for you…
Heated, i will bust out your front teeth with my 7 iron and piss through them while slamming ur girlfriend with my Driver.
Titty be careful, Heated has a thing for mannequins. He’s got a couple in his mom’s basement…who do you think he’s referring to when he’s bragging about banging hot bitches?
I bet he can’t wait to dress one up in a new putting green bra and run some game on it.
Who wants to hear my hurricane hippo holler.
if your hippo holler sounds like my theme song entrance then let it ride!!!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
My school lunch table had (8) chairs at the table, (3) were reserved for myself in case I felt like putting my feet up to the left or right of me; (3) more were reserved for my best friends, Snake, Bonesey, and Mike the Knife. (1) was reserved for the broad I was banging at the time, and then we left (1) open in case some greasy face loser like Sixten was looking for a place to sit so I could smash his face into his lunch tray if he had the bright idea of trying to sit with us….
YOU BETTA BELIEVE, this is a true story
Heated, if i saw you in the lunch room i would get in my signature 3 point stance and come and give you a closeline that would thrown you into next week!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes Tony the Chain would sit with us if he wasnt doing time