The Kate Upton-Anna Nicole Smith Transformation Is Complete
Kate Upton:
Anna Nicole Smith:
Well we all knew this was coming. Kate Upton was the hefty blond with big tits and crazy sex appeal. The comparisons to Anna Nicole Smith were a no brainer. I just didn’t think she’d transform into her at age 20. Thought she’d make it to like 25 before she became just another big pair of yabos. Thought she had a few more years of being the cute/sexy/flirty blond. Now we use words like “buxom” “sultry” and “voluptuous” which are just words used to describe fat girls that you still wanna fuck. Seriously if I was a chick and someone called me “buxom” I’d starve myself for the rest of eternity.
Oh well, Kate. You had a good run. We’ll always have The Dougie and The Cat Daddy
I love you KFC.
Boy that escalated quickly
Huzzah to the shop keep. A+
Terry wins at LIFE!
somewhere Melanie Iglesias is smiling
Told all you stupid smelly assholes.
So overrated and yeah gotta bring Melanie Iglesias to the top ^.
How could you not make a drug reference? Do some research and proofread a bit Kevin…not to mention I saw this on reddit this morning!
Yabos…great word!
2nd pic, what is that? The Oreo Championship Belt? I think Gemma Cruickshank is going to have something to say about that.
why cant i comment in bold anymore you lazy eyed white trash piece of shit
she’s an uglier version to boot. how do you be a pro model and take care of yourself
Brougherty that faggot is back! Where ya been sister fucker?
I’d still smash it.
Very… robust.
fuck off brougherty
no you fuck off “devilszympathy” you goth retard
The kind chin in the first pic says it all. She’s been living the good life and the freshman 15 was inevitable. If I’m her manager I save the sinking ship. Diet, personal trainer (I’m available), and the party is over for a while. Or just become a fat bimbo, cellulite queens, and there ain’t no coming back.
I miss Anna Nicole smith. I still beat off to her voluptuous tits and use my tears as lube.
so does this mean that she gives better blowjobs now? it’s a positive correlation, and if i’m not mistaken she just went up like 400 blowjob skill points
What’s going on Eric?
Id still on both and twice on Sunday. A little pushing for the cushion never harmed anything especially when it is all natural titters like on KH.