The Kate Upton Mercedes Super Bowl Commercial Might Be The Worst Commercial In Advertising History
What in the fuck did I just watch? I just watched a fat chick stand near a bunch of dudes in weird tight 1990′s jeans washing a car. And that will probably cost them, what, like 2 million dollars on Super Bowl Sunday? If thats honestly the commercial they run during the game thats gotta be the worst in history. Maybe this is some sort of reverse advertising shit? Make a commercial so bad that everyone talks about it and you get the same exposure? I bet they had big sexy plans in mind with Kate Upton rubbing her body all over a soapy car and then they realized she’s fat so they were like “Uhhh have these dudes wash the car and then we’ll just have this dumpy blonde chick watch them.”
girl puts on more and more weight every time i see her
Love how you call Kate Upton dumpy. You must be pulling some high quality tail bro!!! Oh wait it’s my buddy’s sloppy seconds
Yikes. Yesterday’s smoke is (way) hotter than Upton right now. Hotness free fall.
Kate is one twinkie away from blowing up like a tick. It’s over for her. Was never really that hot anyway.
KFC you wouldnt even be able to stand in the same room as upton for 5 minutes before you jizzed your pants
This whole “Kate Upton is fat” shtick you’re doing is starting to get annoying.
did they film that on the side of the Garden State Parkway?? the fuck was that? Absolutely cringe worthy
GheyFC, it’s ok. We all know that you would much rather watch Jim J. Bullock wash a Prius in a banana hammock.
and Kate Upton is not fat, but it’s clear she has never worked out a day in her life
Kate Upton is just walking into a buzzsaw. We all Jessica Simpson absolutely crushed the car wash in a bikini scene. Unless you are on your A+ game you are going to get killed compared to that.
peyton fb link of her or it’s not true. And I could go the rest of my life without seeing anything new from this fat chick, just some throwbacks here and there of the good ol’ cat daddy/dougie days.
Barstool sports where bloggers would rather look at a picture of Biebers ass than a pair of big blonde tits.
This is a terrible ad for sure, but them titties don’t lie.
This blog re-enforces my hatred for you, Kev.
I would read 15 straight neil posts just to…. ahh forget it. pps: can’t wait till neil blogs this
Kate Upton is fat. Can’t stand these weirdos jizzing themselves over a completely average looking “supermodel”.
half you bros talk so much shit… you’d fuck a legit drunk fat broad in a heart beat if she’d let you… Kate Upton is not fat, bitch has got some insane chest hangers and Dick Sucking Eyes to boot… I can’t wait for her downfall into full on hardcore porn
literally 100% sure KFC’s girlfriend is 250 pounds
Oh look Kate Upton and a Mercedes, two things I’ll never be inside.
Wow, her legs are fucking gross. Reminds me a 90 year old woman. She’s a hard 6 waist up.
Teddymac, Upton is supposed to be a supermodel. Are you going to sit there with a straight face and tell me that she’s on the level of Swanepoel or Lima or Klum in her prime or any of the other VS or SI chicks?
Preach KFC! Preach! This chick IS dumpy. Seriously, the last 18 smokeshows have been better than this. They couldn’t even show her waist in the ad because it’s flabby. Stick legs, thick midsection, big tits, downs face. I really don’t understand the infatuation with this chick
Dudebro gets it. Nope, Upton could hold Swanepoel’s jock. That’s why you never see pictures of her standing next to the rest of them…it’d be a massacre. Upton would look like a bag of potatoes standing next to those goddesses
You sure that wasn’t Bree Olsen?
Stifflers mom!
Ya Kate Upton’s terrible………………………………………….not
You been hanging out with EP? Is teh ghey catchy?
time for another young big titted blonde bitch to start bouncin around in front of the camera. upton needs to find the local elipticals
she really does look awful now
YA KATE UPTON IS GROSSSS!!! HARDOOOO CITY
The clock is ticking fast onto when Kate Upton will press the desperation button on her career. A fat Kate Upton sex tape is better than no Kate Upton sex tape at all.
PS Mercedes probably just hired Kate Upton now, because krauts love fat blondes. Shocked they didn’t make her wear a dirndl.
Her measurements are 36-36-36.
And not a single curve was seen that day.
i’ve seen better looking girls
at the mall..
@t3ddymac… “Dick sucking eyes”? When was the last time an eye sucked your dick?
@disastersik said it best… Yeah, I’d fuck her sloppy tits, but her best years appear to be behind her unless she hits the gym and puts down the Entenmann’s