The Most Innovative Toilet Seat Nest Ever On The LIRR
This is the most interesting shit related picture I’ve ever been sent by a Stoolie. Its so contradictory. A paradox, if you will.
What sort of man who would be so resourceful and so germophobic as to rip a hole in a plastic bag for your asshole to poop through, yet still be willing to shit on the LIRR? It seems like the man who would think to do this wouldn’t even entertain the thought of shitting on the train. Like I am on the record as saying I never nest. I think nesting is for germophobic pussies. I usually just plop my ass right down on the seat. But I also set standards for myself in the sense that I would probably never shit on the LIRR. Unless we had a life or death situation, I wouldn’t shit there. So, yea, I’m not a master nester like this dude, but I also just wouldn’t put myself in that position in the first place. But this guy was a big enough dumpster to be willing to shit on the morning commute, yet some sort of meticulous neat freak to the point that he creates a toilet seat condom with a glory hole for his shit. Thats quite a mixed up dude.
And theres no way this was a chick right? No chick would shit on the LIRR. I refuse to believe I live in a world where females are pinching loaves on the train to Babylon.
I nest, but in an effort to stay green, I wipe my ass with the nest.
Fucking priceless. I needed that laugh to help fix this nightmare of a Monday. No doubt that is one mixed up tool. Shitting on any form of vehicle is no bueno. It is understood on an international flight longer than 7 hours or if you are legitimately sick and about to shit your pants. Only times it is acceptable. Otherwise, you are a disgusting booger-eater that acts like a child and doesn’t think ahead. Immodium, minimal coffee and cigs together, and early morning shit… problem solved, problem staying solved.
Chicks don’t poop KFC
Gotta be a fat chick who couldnt squat to piss. Everyone pisses when they shit and the hole isnt big enough to fit a dick. Also the hole isnt big enoigh for tp and if you havr to shit on a train its not going to be a “one wiper.” I am the gil grissom of shitting crimes
Side note: blue shirt, black pants, brown belt, and red shoes? Get it together photographer.
I used a newspaper ass-gasket at the beach bar yesterday.
@rexryanworkout your dick wouldn’t fit in there? are you scottie pippen? maybe lexington steele?
MrTightJeans, that completely negates the purpose of Nesting and is fucking disgusting…
Maybe he just holed it out on one side so he can keep his dump when hes done.
why not just sh*t in the bag?
KFC you fake new yorker, that is a Caesar’s poster ad on the LIRR. There like giant decals posted on the walls. Thats way crazier than a plastic bag. It takes some ambition to peel one of these off the wall as a toilet seat.
^guffmanissoft1 was just about to post same thing… thats incredible nesting determination
rexryanworkout: nice deduction. lameburgers, its not that your dick cant fit thru the hole, its where the hole is positioned. if youre sitting on that hole your dick would be resting on the bag closer to the front of the seat and piss all over your shoes.
i’m calling bs on the pic, improperly dressed (as icculusisdead pointed out) photographer set this up to get on the stool.
still high marks for creativity though
Nesting is gay you germaphobes. Just wipe the seat first then sit on it if you have to.
Whoever did this should have had their head stuffed in the toilet pre-flush until they stopped breathing.
I’m using that in my paper on why America is great. Ingenuity in the face of a adversity. You know it was an emergency situation because everyone knows you don’t shit there. Even with the best planning, there are those times when no matter what, you are dropping a deuce. Somebody made the best of a bad situation.
Anybody that ‘nests’ is a germophobic fag.