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Tremendous compilation. I’ve narrowed it down to the two worst/best depending on how you look at this -

1) The Departed – “We would be SLOPPY. You calling us SLOPPY?”

Cunts is not even CLOSE to Sloppy. And its all slow motion sounding. Like in Home Alone when Kevin talks into his Talk Boy and plays it back all slow. “Howdy Do. This is Peter McAllister, the FATHERRRR…credit card? YOU GOT ITTT.”

2) Big Lebowski – “You see what happens Larry? You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!”

Apparently if you meet a stranger in the Alps you get your car vandalized.

Curiously absent from this compilation? White Men Can’t Jump. It is the absolute worst movie to watch on television when it comes to censoring curse words.  They legit have to re-write the whole script. Its like a sequel. An entirely different film. I’m pretty sure in the TV version Billy Hoyle actually can jump. The whole thing is fucked.