The Mr. Mets BJ Club
ReadTheApple - It seems that even when the Mets have a good idea it still finds a way to go horribly wrong. Last week the Mets announced that they were reserving two sections of the 300 level to serve as a special low cost section called Mr. Mets landing. The move was initially praised as a way to make a trip to the ballpark more affordable for families but the good vibes would not last long. Late last week, BJ’s Wholesale Club signed on to sponsor the section. In an effort to incorporate the sponsor into the promotion the Mets came up with Mr. Mets BJ Club. The following promotion went up on the Mets website:Needless to say the phones at Citi Field began to ring off the hook. Half of the calls were from angry parents while the other half were from men desperate to get tickets in the new section. After realizing the double-entendre, the Mets quickly changed the name to what is currently showing on Mets.com. The world famous BJ’s girls were removed from the image and the section was renamed yet again. It is now BJ’s clubhouse.
The Mr. Mets BJ Club could be an actual blow job club where you buy tickets to a certain section of the park and Mr. Met would literally suck your dick and I think I still wouldn’t buy tickets this season. Actually thats a lie. Probably depends on how good Mr. Met is at giving head, but you get my drift.


So its clear at this point that the entire Mets organization is run by women who don’t even know what shape a baseball diamond is right? Has to be.
Funny thing is you could substitue “Jets” for “Mets”, only for some reason you refuse to see that with the other half of your sports love affair. What other team would trade for a guy with five 3 yeard olds and have their coach get caught in a foot fucking video?
The acronym associated with their stadium is so appropriate. I just call it the big CF (cluster fuck).
wildmanpete say what you want but rex ryan is a stellar coach, he just needs to shut his mouth
We all know this is fake, right?
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Everything you read on The Apple is 100% fiction. At least at the time it is published. If the Mets go out and actually do any of this stuff I cannot be held responsible.
I don’t care though 610, they’re still a CF.
Dude you can just email me.
Yeah, my previous statement still stands.
Sign me up!
He should be pretty good he’s had practice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuNQOFePQeM
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