Forget about Viagra and Cialis. You want a boner as an old man just go dagger some black bitches at the West Indian Day Parade. I mean you see Gramps as he gets up off the ground? Dude is about to rip a hole in those shorts. Just clappin it up with his dick standing at full attention.

Good for him. Most old people his age are sitting at home watching the Price is Right worrying about their diabeetus.  But not Alfred from Batman here. He throws on his rainbow striped shirt and ends up cumming in his pants as a black Caribbean chick simulates sex on his first natural boner since Eisenhower was in office. Happy Labor Day weekend to you, my friend.