YoutubeAdult movies have been outlawed in California. Walter White’s brother-in-law Hank is a vice cop. He invites Walt who teaches filmmaking to go on a porn bust. After breaking in on a hot anal scene with Chanel Preston, Walt recognizes former student Jessie (Brandi Aniston), who is now a porn star. He conspires with her to trap the governor into rescinding the anti-porn law by secretly filming him, Jessie and Lexi Belle in a hot 3-way. They succeed and porn is legal again, but now that Walt has had a taste of adult filmmaking, will he be able to stop?

“Jesse, you asked me if I was in the movie business or the money business. Neither. I’m in the cumshot business. Now suck my dick”

What an adaptation! Swap out porn for meth and turn Jesse into a chick and you’ve got the recipe for some Emmy award winning porn. Just saying “Jesse and Walt have a threesome” out loud feels weird. In a way its actually pretty timely with the whole condom law passing potentially threatening the future of porn in California. And scarily accurate in the sense that I think if any man got a taste of shooting porn he’d probably never be able to stop.

My biggest questions are:

1. Is Walt Jr. in the movie? I would love a retarded sex scene on top of the breakfast table.

2. Is Mike in it? Not like a parody actor. I want to see the real Mike Ehrmantraut breaking some bitch’s back.

3. Is there a hate fuck scene with Skyler? I want to see her fucked into another zip code.

4. Does anyone get their throat slashed open with a box cutter?

5. Does anyone get their head crushed with an ATM?

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