The Only Difference Between El Pres and Mark Zuckerberg Is About $4 Billion

Hey Pres why don’t you stop worry about Devlin’s carrots and bladeless fans and make a few billion? Just a thought. Barstool New York can’t even afford an intern.

Hey Pres why don’t you stop worry about Devlin’s carrots and bladeless fans and make a few billion? Just a thought. Barstool New York can’t even afford an intern.
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Scott isnt a fucking intern? shocker!
Compound that with the fact he’s tanking two more stool sites before they’re even off the ground, you never will.
StoolBook…. here it comes.
It’s amazing that even with $4 billion, Zuckerberg can’t get anything other than this chunk.
The first lady is way hotter than the massage girl Mark is with though.
Although she was great in Platoon…
Is Zuckerberg gay? I mean a kind of busted Asian chick is a pretty obvious beard.
Viking……she wasn’t in Platoon, she was that thing floating around in Big Trouble in Little China
Zuckerberg=Pillow Biter but any one of you motherfuckers would blow him for the right amount of $$$.
she was the sniper in full metal jacket
What does the first lady look like?
she looks like a bag of smashed up assholes with all the good ones taken out.
Wait, So when I submit stuff, they really put it on the site? Good to know….
I did an image search for “David Portnoy” and a pic of Zuckerberg was there before any of El Pres! Awesome.
What’s the difference between me and you? About five bank accounts, three ounces, and two vehicles.
- best lyric ever
El Pres’ Moobs > Zuckerberg’s Moobs
They’re the same all the way down to their B cup man tits
Who the fuck is Mark Zuckerberg? They do look like clones however!
Zuckerberg is the boy wonder behind Facebook.
if your look-a-like has 4 billion dollars more than you and still gets a beat chick you don’t stand a chance you meep lookin mutt
Ironically, El Pres thinks that Fuckerberg is a gorgeous man. I just hope the First Lady doesn’t have the same situation as Zuckerberg’s chick.
If you want to see the first lady go to the dirty and search for David Portnoy, they have a very nice picture of the two of them together there. And she is much better looking than that asian she-male.
Hank you’re just ban bating with that idea…I went…I saw…I have nothing to say
Well played Jack.
Jack – I would bang the shit out of her.
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