The Real Thanksgiving Song Takes Us Into The Weekend!
Forget about that whiny Nicole Westbrook bitch. The original Thanksgiving Song takes us into Turkey Day.
Enjoy trying to fuck your ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends from high school at the bar tonight, you crazy kids!

your work today was lazier than your eye and I respect that
Enjoy trying to fuck your ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends from high school at the bar tonight, you crazy kids! A+ Gobble Gobble Clancy!
“work”? please… this 3-chinned faggot sits around all day rubbing his sweaty nuts
You mailed it in today harder than I did and I didn’t even go to work. I respect the hell out of that. Happy Thanksgiving everybody.
I like that you didn’t even take the time to hyperlink the words Nicole Westbrook. You aimed to mail it in, and I think you Pony Expressed it today. Well done.
I’l still take nicole westbrook over that one.
Happy Thanksgiving Stoolies. Good luck to your HS football teams and to taking down former prom queens at local watering holes around the country.
The night before Thanksgiving is sneakily the most depressing thing going. That being said, good luck in your hometown dive bars trying to snag the now slightly overweight hot chicks you mutts.
Nailed it.
Haha no better way to put Thanksgiving.
What’s wrong KFC you fucking shit stain, no live Jets blog? Fucking pussy.