The Search For Barstool Dirty South Begins Today
EMAIL BarstoolDirtySouth@GMAIL.COM WITH A LINK TO YOUR SAMPLE BLOG
Barstool is on the verge of conquering the internet. Like right on the precipice of taking everything to the next level. We conquered the North east. We’ve already extended out to Chicago. Time to take the Stool down South to the Dirty Dirty. Its not gonna be like our other expansions of the past. Not a singular city like Barstool Atlanta or something like that. Gonna be the entire region. From Texas to NOLA to the Panhandle up through the Carolinas and shit. Gonna cover everything that makes The South The South. NASCAR, SEC Football, Mardi Gras, Southern Belles. Grits and sweet tea and monster truck rallies. GRAAAVEDIGGGER! Probably a lot of fights at Waffle Houses and an overwhelming amount of racism. The South Will Rise Again!
So here’s exactly how to become the writer for Barstool Dirty South. I’m gonna lay it out very simple because the search for new writers is always a nightmare. Here’s how JMac went about being discovered and becoming the newest blogger for Barstool Boston: He set up this blog – WrittenOnCompanyTime.Wordpress.com. JMac set this blog up on his own, updated it as if we was a member of Barstool. Just pretended he was blogging for real. Emailed us the link and explained who he was very briefly. I saw it, liked what I was reading. Told him to keep updating and when he proved he could do it repeatedly we knew we found someone who fit. DO NOT email us like “Yo Bro! I fuck bitches and get fucked up! I’m perfect!” You are probably the last person we’d hire if thats who you are. Prove you’re funny on the blog. Prove you’re funny on twitter. Prove you are the type of guy who know has his finger on the pulse of the South. We’d prefer someone with bloodlines dating back to the Confederate States of America.
EMAIL BarstoolDirtySouth@GMAIL.COM WITH A LINK TO YOUR SAMPLE BLOG
all you had to do was ask….
Any interest in West Coast… SF?
bout time for me to start looking for a new blog website
Cue the redneck jokes.
steak, he said dirty south. not meth face missouri
So how did neil get hired?, oh wait nvm neil isn’t a real person.
the fact that you guys are lumping MD/DC/Northern VA in with “The Dirty South” is an outrage.
id rather fuck Neils mom then read about nascar on barstool
As much as I hate the south, can’t wait for these southern sluts to come up on smokeshow of the day.
Great, every blog will be about the SEC.
HEY!!!
should be an interesting take on the south. just do stories about Chiefland, FL or Dixie County and you should have enough fodder.
Does living 60 miles north of mahattan work?
Please do not allow NASCAR on here, your daily page will become too long and we already have to scroll over all of Neil’s blogs as it is. I would suggest looking for maybe a college basketball and a college football blogger that knows what they are talking about. Fortunately, I will take that roll over for you, you will soon see my masterpieces.
@rbudddwyer, no shit…Yankee territory all day.
also, that blog jmac wrote sucks. all he did was regurgitate barstool light.
didn’t kmarko go to emory or some pussy school like that? let him write it.
Damn, JMac’s blog is fucking hilarious. He is definitely in the Top 3 at Barstool with KFC and Kmarko
LOS ANGELES! jesus christ you guys are passing up a fucking gold mine out here..
Will spelling and grammar be requirements this time?
Blogger had better be from Atlanta. Really the south’s only great city.
West Virginia, Maryland and Oklahoma are not in the South, please fix your map.
Your next move should be Barstool Beltway. If you’re willing to pay a Baltimore guy and a DC guy and they’re both up to snuff, that would really work
your gonna call it barstooldirtysouth? thats retarded
If your perception of which states are in the South are the ones in the picture, and want them to include the topics you listed, please for the love of god don’t expand. This ship will sink almost as fast as it did when Neil was hired.
Perfect chance to backup that “grades don’t count” viewpoint here.
But if you insist on going Dirty South, anything less than a local yokel from the Florida panhandle or the Everglades would be an epic fail
Fucking fantastic Now if you miss the same blogs on the first 4 barstool sites you can read it on a 5th one
I cant imagine this ever being a bad idea.
I’m a southern Jew from Atlanta. If I wasn’t going to Israel for 10 days in January I’d have this shit in the bag.
How about Barstool Mason Dixon line?
Barstool Dixie
can i just do what neil did and pretend i am from the south, but i was actually born and raised in the northeast?
Shut up Englewood. You’re a yankee slob with a nub of a penis. Eat my high fishing shorts with a side of costa del mar croakies. Not the glasses. You don’t deserve the glasses. Go to hell.
barstool dixie? this could be real dope everyone know the smokes will be top notch. needs a better name than dirty or dixie and obvioulsy needs the barstool header to have the name in the stars and bars
More like you had to lay it our very carefully because people on the south can’t read, let alone write.
Barstool NOLA!!!!!! The trim here in NOLA and in Baton Rouge is out of control. Smokeshows galore
Who the fuck is Jmac
Bout fuckin time. Not everyone in the south fucks with nascar, some of you schmucks seem more retarded than some people in Dadeville Alabama. If only I didn’t have a job or was a trustafarian or somethin.
I back downtownaffair. It’s lonely out here with all these west coast politically correct fag loving pussies. Ship someone out here if you have to
patay – if people in the south can’t write, wouldn’t that make them perfect for barstool?
Just what the Stool needs. More racists! This is a win/win.
Please have kmarko do it so he can be on a real blog. And don’t call it barstool dirty south. Barstool dixie in stars and bars is a way better idea
You guys are going to have a hard time finding a Jew blogger living south of the Mason Dixon
A job re-posting barstool articles from a few months back with a few y’all’s thrown in… who wouldn’t want that?
Wait, there’s people from the South that can read and write? Impossible.
Barstool KKK you fucking retards. The Jew running this shit show and the spade in Philly will balance that out nicely.
Barstool New Orleans would be the shit, contrary to popular belief i’ve lived in the South all my life and never met an inbred…
That’s a lot of work to earn 10k a year, i rather sell cutco knives…
southern chicks
If a young inspired Jewish boy from Mass can branch out to the total oposite end of the spectrum in having a sports blog in the South East, then sure he can be brave enough for a west coast location. Barstool SF? Not all of us are smelly, dopped up, hipsters that only think about the environment and how many megabits of internet speed we have. Take a leap out West! Shit, its where Tom Brady was born and raised for fucks sake!
i live in tampa but can my sports blogs be about detroit teams?
so is this where we copy a story from egostatic, write how awesome i am and how im loaded on internet dollars from inventing the copy and paste buttons
yawn
Kmarko’s from fucking new york you dumbasses. Just because he went to school in Georgia doesn’t mean he should go on BarstoolSouth. Put him back on BarstoolNY,
Um, Maryland and Delaware are not the south
Honestly, KFC, please answer this. How much do you guys make, what are the good things/ bad things about the job? Please give us some insight before we try to uproot our lives/ jobs to try and do this.
You should consider missouri also, its just like the south except with northern accents, plus there are a lot of ex amish guys down there and it might be hilarious to have another virgin blogger besides for neil.
englewood joyride, you’ve clearly never been to the south, let alone a Waffle House. Go drink a Pabst, smoke a bowl, and hug a tree in Vermont.
You can pretty much guarantee that Barstool Dirty South will be blogged from an actual barstool. Probably one of those barstool/lawnmower combinations that the uncle-dads love so much.
A 6 in the south wouldn’t take the time to shit on a 9 from yankeeville. Plus they hate black folks. Where do I sign up?
this will end well
*said no one ever*
Why don’t you guys stop being pussies and come out West already… Orange County bombshells with plenty of daddy issues down here for smokes, and enough crazy homeless people beating off in public to sustain a blog for years to come.
Jesus christ, I make more money in the time I spend reading this bullshit, than these here bloggers make while writing the bullshit. How awesome is that? Plus Im from in the South. @whiskey esposito “that spade in philly”, fuckin golden
P.S.- go with tractor pull instead of monster truck rallies, that shits weak
Here ya go http://www.thelostogle.com/ BOOM DONE!