Early today I blogged about my top 5 most underrated NES video games. I must have been drunk or something that I forgot Jaws. Jaws is hands down one of the funnest games I’ve ever played. Sailing around until you “hit something” and then shooting sting rays and jelly fish while you collect crabs and shells. Going back and forth from port to port so that you go could get the Jaws radar tracker thing. Finding the mini sub. The bonus rounds where you flew back and forth in your plane bombing jelly fish. You know how absurd it is to blow up jelly fish with bombs? Getting stuck in the shallow waters with no room to maneuver. If you went all the way to the surface, for some reason Baby Jaws couldn’t hurt you. How bout that feeling when Jaws unexpectedly popped up on the screen when you were scuba diving? Terrifying.
I’m not sure if I ever even beat Jaws, but I know it was one of the most fun games I ever played.
UPDATE: Another movie turned video game that nobody has ever beaten but was fun as shit:
Friday the 13th
There is not one normal person on the planet earth who has beaten this game. Unless you were like a video game programmer or a hacker you’ve never seen the end of this game