I haven’t cared about not being able to see the Knicks so far this season. Watching Melo and Amare stand around measuring their dicks losing every night isn’t exactly appointment television. But now that Jeremy Lin has arrived its a different story. Now I need MSG to figure this shit out. Because the Asian Sensation is officially taking the NBA by storm. Drops 28 in his first career start and leads the Knicks to another W. Its straight razzle dazzle from the blazin Asian. Making the Harvard Crimson proud. Making Chinese people everywhere forget about Yao Ming. Forget Chris Paul. J-Lin is here to run the show.

Now do me a favor and cue the fucking music!