The Trenton FOAM Naming Rights Is Officially Up For Grabs
KFC,
In response to your story about some whiney bitch from Rider not getting the respect they (don’t) deserve, why don’t you also include TCNJ in this? We’re 10 minutes from Trenton and can rage pretty hard indeed. Also, we’er like rider but not retarded, and like Rutgers but not disease-ridden.
Shit just got real real. I thought that it was a no brainer to just hand this FOAM party to Rutgers but apparently I was mistaken. Rider wants in. TCNJ wants in. Both in their backyards and they both wanna Blackout. TCNJ claims to be smart and disease free. One night at Fckin FOAM will change that. You’ll walk out of there with a thousand less brain cells and a few STDs for sure.
So who else wants in? Trenton FOAM is officially up for grabs. Anybody in New Jersey can get in the mix. Monmouth? Ramapo? Drew? Whichever school gets the most people attending their facebook event page gets official ownership of Trenton FOAM
Heres the official Rider Page
If you’re from any of the other NJ schools and you wanna claim Trenton FOAM as your own, start up a page and invite everyone you know and have your friends invite everyone they know. We’re gonna Blackout the entire state of New Jersey, just depends on who gets to go down in Barstool history.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…….TCNJ. Throwing 8 person ragers in Mom and Dad’s basement since ‘nam.
Last sentence in the email is, indeed, retarded.
i guess someones got to be the smartest retard.
Foam Wars < commenter wars < sword fighting with Lambert
Rutgers, it’s how jersey spells retarded
spelling “we’re” incorrectly while trying to call someone a retard is fantastic
We’er changing out name back to the New Jersey State Normal School. They gave up being a teachers college because the students are in fact retarded. As for Rider College, who did they blow to become a University? I’d say Chris Christie but don’t think that he can find hos dick. At least with a fat chick you can roll her in flour and look for the wet spot, but I digress. At least Rutgers is a legit university with a real campus and sports, an no being in the march Madness play in game doesn’t make you big time.