This Asian Chick Does NOT Like Erin Andrews
Hory cow! All your base are belong to us! Every one of these tweets reads like an angry fortune cookie. “So you practiced to move your shoulder to look like a human being. You cared too much of controlling your eyeballs.” might be the greatest hate tweet that Twitter has ever seen.
So if I’m following this Asian correctly, and I think I am, Erin Andrews is some sort of human-animal hybrid – a genetic issue she got from her parents – with a folded face who learned to move her shoulders and control her eyeballs in order to appear human. I suppose thats not outside the realm of possibility. Although unlikely. Kind of reminds me of the movie Species with Natasha Henstridge. Remember that movie? One of the first movies along with Wild Things that I masturbated to. Anyway, that chick was an alien who took over the world by fucking dudes with her tentacles and shit. Erin Andrews could very well be on her way to doing that. The Peephole Scandal was only the beginning. Pretty soon we’ll all be at the mercy of the human-animal hybrid with the folded face.
PS – When erin andrews is dead we won’t be able to say we didn’t see it coming
so this is y i saw Erin Andrews with 4 ninja bodyguards this week..
By far the most intriguing one was “I will forever make sure if your life is miserable enough for challenging me. #behaveyourself you asshole.” Sounds like Erin started this. I side with Hyun.
PS — #behaveyourself is a phenomenal hashtag
KFC, you just made the list my friend…..worst decision of your life
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Bad move indeed KFC. I would be your bodyguard if you had anything to offer me…. how much of Pres’ 2 million internet dollars can you get your hands on?
perfectly reasonable for being angry here. She left one of the best produced shows in television (College game day) for the crappy robots and music of FOX football. I get the whole network TV thing, but shes IN college football, gotta stay where the (good) action is. I hate fox football in every way shape and form and I hate it even more when its applied to the sanctity of college football. do your thing hyun!! also 800% chance that hyun regularly engages in bukkake
This is the perfect set up to THE Erin Andrews lesbian sex tape. Way to capitalize on the Asian Markets. She must have saw how Gangnam style became the most-viewed youtube video within like a month.. AZN’s just want to be included. No better way to do that, than get Hyun Chung in there with a strapon. Great marketing.
Hateraide has Disresptrolytes.
HYun Chung with a strap-on for the WIN!!!
nobody like ea
Did you see that movie Splice with Adrian Brody? Let me summarize the plot. Scientist Adrian Brody and his scientist girlfriend Sarah Polley make a genetic human-animal hybrid that matures are a rapid pace. It has a human head, no hair, and deer legs… and eventually Adrian Brody has sex with it. THE END.
Loved Species, that chick had a hold on me when I was young and first saw it. In the rare chance it’s on like Sci-Fi or whatever I still try to watch it.
If here face/tweets don’t appear at College Game Day on a sign, life isn’t fair. And yes, I realize Erin Andrews no longer works at ESPN.
KFC update this shit… she came back and is tweeting more gold
I am literally laughing so hard my fucking sides hurt. Yeah, following her effective immediately.
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