Part of me definitely knows this is fake, but there’s that one shred of me that feels like this bird is an absolute loony tune and she really just wants some irrelevant dick inside her. Like the way shes talking in that video – thats crazy that you can’t really fake. She’s pretty out there. And she seems kinky and horny as fuck, no? Combine that with the hair, and I just don’t know.

All I’m saying is if there’s a chance I’m gonna be pick 252 or 253 in the 7th round, I got my fingers crossed the other guy goes first just on the off chance this chick is serious and wants to fuck. And Briana, I promise you that a lowly smut blogger is much, much, much more irrelevant than anyone who gets drafted to a professional football team. You wanna fuck some dude who’s humiliated and neglected? Look no further toots!