This Dude Pissing Over His Own Shoulder Is The Most Impressive and Hilarious Thing I’ve Ever Seen
If this isn’t the definition of guy humor, I don’t know what is. Show this to a chick and she’ll probably think its gross and disgusting and bizarre. Show this to a dude hilarity ensues. Guys take one look at they’re in awe. Mr. Flomax over here with the strongest flow I’ve ever seen. They way he preps everyone you’d think he was in the X-Men or something. He’s like “Step back, step back! Sometimes I can’t control it! I don’t wanna hurt anybody.” Like fucking Cyclops with his Optic Blast except its just Doug Longfellow blasting out a golden arch that would make Ronald McDonald jealous.
PS – His little move at the end to avoid his own stream as he finishes up is the most impressive part. Almost like he’s jumping rope or something.
I just tried this move into my shower. Not possible. Pissed all over myself.
I just tried this move at my desk. Not possible. Pissed all over myself.
^ touché.
Fake. Faaaaaaake. It’s fake. He has a garden hose running up his pant leg.
Pretty cool until he has a trail of piss leading from his shoulder to the bottom of his shirt and has to spend the rest of his night like that
you can clearly see theres no hose when hes walking around in the beginning of the video and i have yet to encounter a garden house that sprays that small a stream.
I just tried this in my bedroom. Definitely possible, but decided to fill my mouth with piss.
Screw the homo gold shower vid. That smoke has a FANTASTIC ass.
Pres will suck that dick that’s for sure!
Pres will suck that dick that’s for sure!
Guy definitely got some piss on himself. Unavoidable.
A+
Thats how I throw ropes.
@rearender, He must work out.
when and how do you try that for the first time?