If this isn’t the definition of guy humor, I don’t know what is. Show this to a chick and she’ll probably think its gross and disgusting and bizarre. Show this to a dude hilarity ensues. Guys take one look at they’re in awe. Mr. Flomax over here with the strongest flow I’ve ever seen. They way he preps everyone you’d think he was in the X-Men or something. He’s like “Step back, step back! Sometimes I can’t control it! I don’t wanna hurt anybody.” Like fucking Cyclops with his Optic Blast except its just Doug Longfellow blasting out a golden arch that would make Ronald McDonald jealous.

PS – His little move at the end to avoid his own stream as he finishes up is the most impressive part. Almost like he’s jumping rope or something.