This Is Exactly How I View Gumdrop And Osgood Walking Around The City Last Night
Seriously not a day goes by that Seinfeld doesn’t apply to life. I just picture that idiot Gumdrop in a pair of jorts, a Devil jersey with only half his face painted because there’s not enough paint to cover that fat mug of his, prancing around talking all that hockey jargon while Osgood just takes it like a bitch. Gumdrop…take it away…
Gumdrop: Do-do do-do do-do do-do, HEY! YOU SUCK! Music to my fucking ears. Huge bounce back win to split the homestand and turn this thing into a three game series. Losing last night could have been disastrous, but the Devils came out with engines roaring and set the Rock on fire with first period goals from Bryce “Offensive Juggernaut” Salvador and Travis “Lloyd Christmas” Zajac. I’m still not sure exactly how the first one found its way in, to be honest. Maybe it was tipped slightly, maybe it was just the screen, maybe Lundqvist would save that one nine times out of ten.
The most important thing about last’s night start to game four was that the Devils showed themselves right away that Lundqvist is beatable. A hot goalie can get into your head as a game goes on, and convincing yourself he’s human before that is the best way of winning that mental battle. Marty was the better goalie at the Rock last night and while he may not have faced any really juicy chances, he made plenty of strong saves to keep their leads intact throughout. With both the Ranger’s wins coming on shutouts and both Devil’s wins starting with first period goals, its looking more and more like this this series is going to be decided by the shutdown abilities of Henrik Lundqvist. I wouldn’t bet on his ability to pull out two more shutouts in three games, but then again I got my ass kicked at a casino last night so maybe I’m just a shitty gambler.
PS – Fuck you, Mike Rupp. Fuck you in your stupid fucking face. Consider your contributions to 2003 completely forgotten. Go back to being an aryan extra in American History X and leave the hockey to those who can skate, asshole.
Rangers lost their composure. Theyre a young team. Torts wanted to cry and bitch and his team can’t put the effort forth to back it up. Devils frustrated the flyers and now the rangers. Devs in 6. Queen of Sweden fuck ikea
Hey dickhead, Torts would drag DeGays face all over the ice. If you honestly think this won’t go to 7 you are a fucking idiot. Oh yeah, Kovi’s shot to Callahans balls was also forgoteen in all of this. 1.) Kovi is going to get knocked the fuck out next game. 2.) I fucking LOVE Rupper. Sister fucker probably said something as he passed the neck and that punch made him look like the flapping whale he is. 3.) Prust is back and MDZ won’t have his grandmothers death just crushing his spirits. Rangers in 7.
Oh not to mention all the Devils (Carter, Kovi) running away from fights. Carter and Volablahblahblah are tough until they are called upon. Then they run like the bitches they are.
1) Callahan apparently punched Kovy in the junk first, so fuck that shit. 2) Rupper is a fucking douchebag, you’d be fucking crying your eyes out if anybody went near King Fuckhead’s pristine jawline. 3) Prust fucking sucks, though I guess you’ll get his extra cheap shot power to back up the rest of your asshole team.
Also, there’s no need to fight when you are kick a team’s ass up and down the ice. Just ask the Flyers.
the hey! you suck chant! is the stupidest and most classless goal song in all of sports, go suck a fucking dick you piece of shit fat fuck devil fans, get some fucking class, stop wearing jorts, keep letting rupp bitch your whole team (MIKE RUPP HE’S READY TO GO ON THE FAN NY SPORTS RADIO…) and get a real fucking goal song
mongos.
Marty chirped the whole game at a 6’5 guy and assumed because of the unwritten rules of hockey he was safe. Fuck you brodeur maybe you should man up and not bitch when that guy turns around and checks you in the chest because of it. Didn’t even hit him in the head, got him in the chest with one hand type of shit all hockey players who aren’t pussys would just laugh off. It’s like if a qb chirped at a 6’5 DE all game and then took a late shot, you get up and shake it off because you know you caused it by talking shit. The Devils are such fucking pussys I can’t stand it.
I don’t know who is lost their shit worse, Rupp last night or the bleeding vagina rangers fans commenting here today…..
Buster cherry. Let’s not mention classless and a song regarding hockey. Are you a girl? Seriously.
Tortorella looks like a retarded muppet.
Carter Runs away? He punched Dubinsky’s beak in so hard it put him out of the lineup for a week… then Torts sicks 3 minute a game scrub Bickle on him because Duby’s face was still tender.
Devils in 6; Rangers have been dominated for the majority of all 4 games, can’t win a series like that.
fucking rags, devils already showed we can come into the shittiest arena in the hhl MSG and win so i dont count the whole we win game 5, you win game 6, we win game 7 bullshit. and dont forget the “rangers suck, flyers swallow” chant fuckboys . u better pray henry has 2 more shutouts and krieder has 6 more goals left in them this series cuz the rest of the rags are trash
any retard who legitimately thinks the devils are gonna win 3 in a row is quite possibly the dumbest person on the planet..if anyone’s winning in 6 it’s the rangers..but it’s most likely gonna go to 7
any retard who legitimately thinks the devils are gonna win 3 in a row is quite possibly the dumbest person on the planet..if anyone’s winning in 6 it’s the rangers..but it’s most likely gonna go to 7
@Gardenstateofwhogivesafuck Cally “apparently” gave Kovy a nut shot first? Show me THAT piece of footage…I’ll show you the one where Cally pushes his head while on the ice and that pinko mother fucker nut taps him then skates away like all the other Devs do…
Comment of the year goes to the guy who said Tortorella could would beat up Duboer with conviction. Whats next the my dad can beat up your dad argument?