This Is My Life In A Nutshell
I sit here every day pouring my heart and soul into fire blogs thinking that I’m doing the best job ever and helping Barstool reach a day where we go public and are worth $100 billion. Just like this cleaning lady is just dialed in to creating the cleanest rug you’ve ever fuckin seen. Problem is, her hose ain’t plugged in. Neither is mine. KFC’s hose isn’t plugged in.
What does that mean exactly? I’m not sure. But I think it means nobody is ever gonna pay 100 billion for jokes about donuts and TV and tits. My hose ain’t plugged in.
I would trade jobs with you for a minute. Remember those times sitting in your cube. Then take a good look at yourself in probably your boxers and a beater drinking bud lights getting ready for Friday Night. While we sit here looking out the window thinking about running into traffic. Makes it even worse the only thing I can see from my office window is the bar next door. Just heartbreaking.
I’d say your hose has been plugged in today.. KFC finished the week off strong
dont kill yourself KFC!!!!!!!!- as funny as your blogs are i feel like this is an appropriate comment for any of them
You’re doing God’s work Clancy. I got a decent job and I’m about to just leave because its sunny out and go play golf. I hate golf. I’m sitting here reading your blogs killing time to leave my office… You keep my co-workers alive on a daily basis, god’s work KFC.
ebert ftw. we need you kfc
It’s a carpet, not a rug. But then again a simpleton such as yourself wouldn’t know that right??
Honestly half the time I stay til the end of the day on friday its because I’m waiting for the “…taking you into the weekend” videos. Drives me nuts when they suck.
This is a set up stoolie degenerates, don’t take the bait. Immediately following this pity fest will be another blog to the effect of “I think life is actually going to be ok! The spartan race is next weekend, get your tickets now!” Shameful Clancy, shameful.
You may never make that money, but entertaining those that do must be worth something. So you don’t get full of yourself… Your eye, feet and neck/chin all make me sick.
We all feel so bad 4 u kfc
ITS TIME TO RAGE BROOOOSSSSSSSS1111111111111
na, if that was your life your cock would be in the vacuum while u sit back with your lazy eye trying to get a nut
brougherty, you make BlackDude look like a contributing member of the comment section. Wildmanpete?
LMFAO @ stro, always with the cheap shots, its cool, youre still my boy, one day youll be as big as blackdude’s allure on barstool, im a fucking legend bro
legends can swim buddy
Have you been overusing youjizz again, KFC? You know how melancholy you get after beating off more than once in a day.
“KFC’s hose isn’t plugged in.”
Hilarious.