Go ahead and laugh you dickheads. Laugh it up. Poor Beecher Halladay stumbles out of the gates to the tune of a dislocated elbow and you think it’s just a big old joke. Well I’ll tell you what. If that was me me trying to run in calf high tube socks and I busted my elbow in front of those three Anaheim Angel smokeshows I’d have to be euthanized right there on the spot. Take KFC to the glue factory. Because not only did he broke his arm and demolish his manhood in front of 50,000 people, but Smoke #2 who does that awesome little booty shake/leg wiggle starting at the 0:25 second mark had a front row view.
PS – Hey Smoke #2 – Holler at your boy KFC – I’ve got two functioning arms, I sport argyle socks like you wouldn’t fucking believe, and I ain’t interested in touching third base, if you know what I mean.
PPS – I’m very much interested in touching third base and I’ll even settle for second.