This Little 3 Year Old Mensa Genius Goes On The Today Show And Says She Has To Take A Shit
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Poop talk starts at 2:40
Not so smart now, are you Emmelyn? I guess when you were busy studying insects and planets you never took the time to learn that you should take a shit before you go on live television, huh? I’m as dumb as a box of fucking rocks but I know that you always take a dump before the big game. This just goes to show that your IQ and being a genius is so overrated. I mean this little nerd went on TV and made an ass of herself. Just sat there opening her mouth real wide. Couldn’t even answer a simple question because she was so amazed at seeing herself on camera she just sat there waving like an autistic kid. Then she tops it off by repeatedly yelling she needs to take a shit. I mean congrats on being the youngest member of Mensa but you got a long ways to go before you can even fit in as a functioning member of society.
PS – Hey mom and dad – maybe you should let her go to the fucking bathroom? You really wanna be the family that went on the Today show and had everyone watched their daughter shit herself on TV?
Have you ever been sitting a girls house, you know like the first time you are watching a “movie” or something like that and you get the urge to shit. Not like squirt shits but, like the kind you feel in your abdomen because it hurts so bad that you think your insides are exploding. You keep trying to hold it in figuring no way this chick is letting you stay the night. Then she’s like come to bed and boom you are faced with a decision. Do I absolutely annihilate this girls bathroom (its worse if it’s in her room) and pray theirs candles and a DIESEL bottle of Lysol or do you fight through the pain, fuck then wait until she passes out.
This is an absolutely hilarious video. IDK what happened before 2:40, but just listening to a supposed “child-genius” repeatedly say “I have to go poop” is the best thing I’ve ever seen.
I’m reminded of Forrest Gump when he’s drank 14 Dr. Peppers and almost pissed his pants while meeting the President. The point of the story is that, legally, he was a retard.
Not to be a stickler, cantgetthestinkout, but he drank 15 Dr Peppers…
Touche. At least you let me slide on my grammar. I appreciate it.
i hear you stro. i’ve fought more of those battles than i care to remember. sneaking away to crop dust in the other room or trying to decide if you can handle business in the bathroom inside of 3 minutes before she suspects that you’re pooping is as stressful as it gets. once you finally reach the comfort zone with your girl where you just dont care anymore and let them fly is second only to the first time you get laid on the list of relationship milestones.
stro, absolutely. like trying to hold a fart in too, desperatly trying not to move one inch, cuz if i did I’d fart and most likely shit myself too.
I took 3 big shits today. I swear i’m 15 lbs lighter.
Mom said “I knew this would happen” why? were you force feeding her like a goose a la foie gras.
Is it me or does that kid look a tad down syndromy?
I lol’ed at “DIESEL bottle of Lysol”
Stro, dead on balls with this one. For some fucking reason every time im at some broads house I have to fart so bad, and i just fight the pain and it’s unbearable at times. It literally happens damn near every time. I gotta lay off the chicken. Worst day ever was when I was seeing (banging) this chick for about 2 weeks and I drank an Isopure at my gym and I can’t tell you how bad that gave me the shits. Ever seen a broken shower head? that was my asshole, Just Shooting shit out in every directed like a fucked up power washer. unreal. then when i get out of the bathroom she’s just laughing because she said she couldnt help but hear the entire thing….. her bathroom was like 50 feet from where her couch was.
The human head weighs 8 pounds.
Stro: If the bathroom has an echo and really carries sound, hold that shit like a diamond.
One of the more embarrassing moments of my life took place when I had a case of the stinky farts at this broads party. I left the apartment and let loose in the lobby. Waited about 5 seconds and walked back in. It followed me into the apartment and cleared the place out. Fucking rookie move I know. Learned my lesson, gotta wait at least a minute, two for good measure, cause the stink can cling.
you gotta go in there and ring a huge fart off the bowl, chicks dig it.
and 135 might be above my iq, they gave her a cheater test. BULLSHIT!
I call bullshit. 135 IQ my ass. She can’t string a cogent sentence together. Likes to talk about shitting though…jew psychologists love that…shit talk alone rockets her score up 40 points.
Is it just me or is 135 not even that high? Genius is like 140
Sacamp, the stink clings, there is no doubt. You’ve got to air it out. Bare ass in the lobby, who cares. Just a quick pull down, make sure no ones looking, shirt over the goods, and a few quick shakes of the pants. Works every time. Unless you’ve got liquid in their. Then your fucked.
This kid is completely fucked. Fucking retard.
If a case of mudbutt occurs in foreign territories get a lighter, go to the bathroom turn the sink on, and then the tricky part…simultaneously splatter shit and flush the toilet at the same time. the sink and flushing sound will muffle the initial explosion, as soon as this occurs light some toilet paper on fire thisw will eliminate most of the smell. then pray the loud splattering is over. In more serious cases extreme measures can be taken like spilling a sticky drink on oneself to make for a good excuse to take a shower which will muffle sound and give you all the time in the world to rest your buttcheaks on the toilet. Nothing drys up a moist cunt like the sound of stinky shit flying out of an asshole.