Dad of the Year #2 today!  Seriously take notes all you dads to be out there.  Kid got a wicked right hook?  Left jab just as strong as the right?    Well pull that little motherfucker out of school and get him to the heavy bag stat.  I mean you got your whole life for academics. Last I checked nobody’s hiring a smart kid.  They are however paying millions for pay-per-view fights and that’s where your focus has got to be.  Raw talent at it’s finest.  Like I got about a 2 foot longer reach than this dude and he could still spin my fucking head around like the chick in the Exorcist.

PS- Can’t wait until 2 years from now when I get to blog about little Pacquiao Jr. here getting shipped to juvie for knocking some twerp kindergartner’s head off on the playground.    Setting up the draft now.  Hope people still know what “One shot bro!  That’s one shot!” means by then.