Oh man I feel you, little man, I feel you. You know how many dudes across the whole world have done this song and dance. Spent hours with a girl buying her drinks and giving her all the attention and then you go in for the kill and she gives you the Mutombo. But you’re wasted and you’ve put in time and effort and she was definitely showing you the signals and you thought it was on for sure, so you are NOT fucking giving up.

Thats like this dude right here. Enough of this “playing hard to get” bullshit toots. Did you see that move at the 0:40 second mark? Damn near did a whole pushup. If that doesn’t make you open your legs you must be a dyke. Thats probably what made him go in for the kill at 0:54. Like alright, alright, the jig is up. You can stop with your whole “I’m not that kind of girl act.” I’ve done almost two pushups for you now, so I’m just gonna grab your tit. I’m gonna ignore the fact that you knocked me on my ass 8 different times. Lets just stop wasting both of our time and lift your dress babe.

Disclaimer – KO Barstool I do not condone toddler rape. Just saying this guy worked hard for it and he deserves to at least make it to First Base.