This Picture Is So Awesome I’m Posting It Again
You whiny Yankee hating cunts see this game tonight? Perfect example of why they’re the Yankees and why your team isn’t. Down 3 runs, down 5 runs, tie game, doesn’t matter. Because the Yankees know they’re never out of any game. Fucking ice in their veins and swagger up to HERE. They don’t panic. They don’t freak out. They wait patiently like a lion in the grass, biding his time for the right moment to pounce and eat the fuck out of its prey. And not only did the Yankees eat the fuck out of the Rangers, they tore the heart out of every redneck Texas fan in that stadium Indiana Jones-style and in just 1 inning took back complete control of this series.
And look at how the Yankees scored those runs in the 8th. Amazing infield hit by Gardner to start it off. A double for El Capitan. Back to back walks for Swish and Tex. Single from A-Rod. Game-tying single from Cano. Game-winning single from Thames. Nobody tried to do too much. Just take what the pitcher gives you and let the guy behind you do his job. You can complain all you want about the payroll, but that was fucking team baseball as it was meant to be played right there. And that kind of ball is what wins championships folks.
And you can’t say enough about the work the bullpen did tonight. 5 shutout innings after CC clearly didn’t have his best stuff. But Joba and Moseley stepped up big time before Wood and Mo could do their thing. And Kerry Wood, I would like to formally extend an invitation to you to be the official set up man for Mo and the Yankees for the next 3-4 years. Sign on the dotted line whenever you’re ready my man. All those guys stepped up, kept the Yankees in the game, and BOOM goes the dynamite, the Yankees are up 1-0 in the ALCS.
P.S. CC only threw 93 pitches tonight. Start him Game 4 now instead of Burnett?
Double P.S. I’m taking a page out of the Stoolala playbook and going with a comment of the night to close it out.

fucking GREAT win…and I agree about Kerry Wood…dude just needs to keep his walks down and he’s money…that was a way better win then beating them 4-1 or even 10-0…just deflating that place after erasing that 5-0 lead is gonna go far
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Why the fuck aren’t you drunk?
now scott speaks. kid has no idea. texas ruined this game for themselves and the yankees didnt have an incredible inning like he says. setting up an inning one pitch after another to help the guy behind you. thats bullshit. the rangers imploded and fucked themselves in one inning. you cant say darren olivers 2 BBs were great ABs for tex and swish. oliver fucked up in his role and the rangers missed opportunities.
cut this slob from the payroll cause his post every once in a blue moon means jack shit.
Rangers in 6
lol, I barely remember writing that, I was torched.
The worst sign of the night if i’m a Rangers fan was after the game, the shot of Nolan Ryan laughing his saggy sack off with a couple of buddies like they just lynched a couple of brothers. When your owner is having a good laugh after that game, well then my friend, you are known as, being fucked.
SoxFan… pass me some of what you’re smoking. Please and thank you.
was it necessary to have 5 posts about the yankees in the past 12 hours? stop creaming yourself over the yankees. We get it, there good, they won game 1, good for them. Stfu and stop posting every 2 seconds about the yankees. like 1 post, 2 posts fine. 5 posts is ridiculous
Great game and comeback. The Rangers have no shot. Shit, Jeter and Arod make more than the entire Ranger roster. Think about that. The Yanks bought this one when they went out and signed CC and Tex a couple years ago. The Fightin Phils don’t have the payroll either (about half of the Yanks) but they are a much better organization so they got a shot. That’s what I’m rooting for. Either way, congrats to NY, when you pay that much, you better win. Nice job.
Jack, do you write the same thing every time the Yankees win a game?
jesus christ tampa get a new story, to say you’re a broken record is a disgrace to broken records.
by the way phils salary is 141 mil yanks 206. I don’t know what earth you’re on where that is “about half”
pd4, if you go by the actual calculation via the MLB, the Yanks will end up around 235 mill (40 man plus luxury, etc).
Either way, I’m pulling for NY. I’m hoping they don’t go up 3-0 in this ALCS…we’ve seen how that one works out before!
I don’t know why you guys get so upset about the payroll thing. The Yanks buy their wins but it’s because they can. No other team can do that. I give em credit for that. Do you guys think they will sell out at the stadium? Why do they have so many empty seats all the time?
What’s great is they’re gonna get Cliff Lee this offseason too. Can’t say “payroll doesn’t matter” when they buy the best players every offseason, right? They can start a dynasty I think. That’s pretty cool. MLB needs dynasties. And maybe this one will be legit – not built on steroids like those 90s teams. It’s sad that most of America doesn’t consider those titles anymore since they were tainted. Oh well, they can get that mystique back if they buy Lee this offseason and keep it going with CC and Tex and their other free agents they buy.
Yankees fans, you probably should be winning every game by 10 runs considering the fact that two of your players make more money than the entire Rangers roster. Oh, and A-Rod is a punk bitch who slaps balls away, yells at infielders and last time I checked still had a fucking retarded ass hair style.
Rangers won’t come back from a loss like that, it’s over. Yankees in 5.
Tampa Jack … get a life, you respond to your own comments, you babble on like an asswhole , and noone cares what you have to say … im a huge redsox fan, im from boston and i still think your an idiot for keep sayin the yanks bought the roster blah blah blah …. who cares, they still have to put the bat on the ball and they do … get a fuckin life, try to get laid so your not havin convos with yourslef on BSS (no offense prez) …. your a fuckin clown
The Yankees fucking suck, I can’t wait for the Rangers to kill your ass today
robbins out
I dont blame the Yankees for spending a shitload of money every year. Every team would do the same if they were the biggest market. Will it eventually ruin baseball? Probably, but until the rules change to make things equal, i dont fault them one bit, spend away.