Feitelberg Lookin Sharp At Stoolapolooza!

So by now everybody knows that this Saturday night is Fordham’s End of the Year Bash up at Rathbones hosted by yours truly KFC. And by host I mean I’m just gonna get there at like 6pm to watch the Kentucky Derby and I’m gonna booze there all through the night. Not much of a host, I know. But whatever this is just about getting everyone together for a good old booze fest. Drink specials start at 8pm – $3 bottles, $4 drafts – up at Rathbones on 88th and 2nd. 5 dollar cover that goes to charity.

But we’re adding a little twist to this weekend and we’re gonna kick things off with a Save Feitelberg Friday up at Tin Lizzie. In case you didn’t know, Feitelberg is broke as a fucking joke. Dude needs cash flow to buy all the adult diapers he needs since he consistently pisses himself. So Feits is jumping behind the bar for a guest bartending night at everyone’s favorite lawless upper east side bar, the Tin. So come out and tip the Fake Jew. Save Feitelberg!  Save Feitelberg! (I feel like that chick from Back to the Future trying to save the clock tower.) This charity shitshow goes down Friday night at Tin Lizzie (86th and 2nd). Support your favorite Barstool slave and maybe have sex with a girl in front of everyone on the dance floor because thats the kinda shit that goes down at the Tin.

Then keep the good times rolling Saturday for Derby Day and a black out at the Bones. 21 and up so make sure you have your ID.

PS – To all the Fordham kids who hate how strict the administration is and hate how there are never any good events planned for them, here’s your first chance at something fun. Come out and show Rathbones and Barstool how you do it and there will be plenty more to come.