US Weekly- Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn’s first night out together in the Big Apple didn’t exactly go without a hitch. After walking the red carpet amid a sea of celebrities for the annual Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC, the talked-about couple headed downtown for a star-studded after party at the Boom Boom Room, held at the top of the Standard Hotel. “Tiger looked uncomfortable,” an onlooker at the Boom Boom Room says. The twosome checked out the Manhattan skyline (with a tux-clad Woods embracing Vonn from behind) and then took their seats, where they chatted, drank, held hands and kissed for much the night. At one point in the evening, the once-divorced golfer got up to dance awkwardly, bopping from side to side and grabbing Vonn’s butt affectionately as she giggled. When it was time to go, around 2 a.m., a seemingly tipsy Woods fell while walking up a small flight of stairs — and didn’t move from the spot until Vonn, clenching her teeth and looking embarrassed, helped him up and guided him (swaying a bit as he walked) to the exit, according to a witness.

Looks like Tiger has moved on from the whole Ambien craze and gone right for the nose candy! Running around the Met Gala all shitfaced and yipped up grabbing his new girlfriend’s ass. Good for fucking Tiger. Dude was absolutely crucified over the past however many years for doing shit that literally every athlete does every minute of the day. Yea it was a little weird when we saw his texts about how he wants to piss on girls but so what? Dude cheated on his wife. Now he’s divorced and got a new chick and if he wants to get absolutely obliterated and walk around a gala with his eyes popping out of his head looking like a ventriloquist dummy, he has every right to. I mean if getting shitfaced and grabbing your girlfriends ass makes you an embarrassment then I am an absolute fucking digrace. If I was a billionaire and arguably the greatest athlete ever in my respective sport I would never not be doing that.