Times Square Crutches Fight
Maybe my favorite Barstool New York fight video of all time. A fatso tourist and a homeless derelict swinging crutches and police barricades. Pretending like they were Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader even though they look more like Jimmy and Timmy in the South Park Cripple Fight.
That fat dude was taking shots from the crutch like it ain’t no thang, huh? Crutch shots just bouncing off of him a la Rocky fighting Clubber Lang. Ain’t so bad! Ain’t so bad! Just bum-fighting on pure adrenaline at that point.
south park cripple fight line nailed it
sick
Those are some cheap ass crutches.
south park reference on point. well played.
Race War! Race war!
Homeless Mace Windu vs. fat Count Dooku. This needs some Star Wars music in the back ground.
Fat guy wielding the police barrier rather handily. It’s not like those things are made of styofoam. I like his style.
The frost, sometimes it makes the crutches stick.
And then the harpies come along to ruin it. CONTROL YOUR BITCHES, PEOPLE!
lmao that tourist was a tanking.
Numero 2….u are never wrong to quote gladiator….well done sir…i chuckled
Why don’t the MORONS who record this stuff turn their cheap phone cameras SIDEWAYS to get a more normal HORIZONTAL aspect ratio?