Maybe my favorite Barstool New York fight video of all time. A fatso tourist and a homeless derelict swinging crutches and police barricades. Pretending like they were Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader even though they look more like  Jimmy and Timmy in the South Park Cripple Fight.

That fat dude was taking shots from the crutch like it ain’t no thang, huh? Crutch shots just bouncing off of him a la Rocky fighting Clubber Lang. Ain’t so bad! Ain’t so bad! Just bum-fighting on pure adrenaline at that point.