Tonight’s The Best Look You’ll Get At The Giants Before The Cowgirls Come To Town
Well tonight is as close to real Giants football as you’re gonna see until the opener with the Cowgirls, and I’m glad it comes against da Bears. Chicago brings a couple of elite players that’ll test two of the biggest Big Blue concerns right now – Julius Peppers & Brandon Marshall. Marshall is gonna be an absolute beast this year now that he’s reunited with his boy Cuntler, and with the first teams getting at least a half to go at it he’s sure to test the Giants’ secondary. C-Web isn’t gonna be able to man-up every single snap, so the locker room’s favorite punching bag Prince Amukamara, who’s already gonna be under a microscope, will have to bring his first-round pick game fo’ sho’. With Hosley out nursing his turf toe, Will Hill has a chance to shine tonight as well in the slot.
Most important, though, will be to ensure Peppers doesn’t decapitate Eli. Sean Locklear’s been filling in for Will Beatty & his balky back, and my rule about lineman is if I never hear about you, you’re probably doing your job. We’ll see if that holds true tonight with a Pro Bowl pass rusher staring him in the face. Left tackle will need to be even more responsible with one of the league’s best pass-protecting backs Ahmad Bradshaw out – which also shines the light on David Wilson. Although I’d love to see him break a bug run, his blocking help will be what dictates how quickly he seizes RB2 on the depth chart. He’ll have 24+ first-team minutes to prove he’s ready.
There’s obviously plenty more to see, but that’s what I’ll be watching. Let me know what you’ll have your eye on in the comments.


Secondary is scarey, pretty sure Marshall is gonna put 3 tds up in the first half, dudes a straight monster. Prince better leave his poutty puss in the dunk tank and be ready to BUST’EM IN DA MOUF
DAAA BEARS!!! Fuck Eli and those new york pussies.
Expect the Bear game to follow the path that the White Sox paved this week… burying NYC!
Oh my God, you’re worse than Scott.