Barstool Blackout – Fckin Foam – Trenton from Barstool Blackout Tour on Vimeo.

The Contender: Jiggling Boobs at the 5 second mark:

The Champion: Chick who does the splits on stage

The Blackout Tour dropped the video from Trenton FOAM today. Naturally I do what everyone does with these videos – I grab ahold of my dick and fire it up immediately. Starts off with a bang with the slow motion titty jiggle. I thought I was in love with her. I was ready to watch the rest of the video and scour the crowd for big tits in a blue bra like I was playing Where’s Waldo? Only difference is when I was a kid playing that I didn’t ordinarily have a boner when I looked. Unless of course I was looking for Wenda in which case I definitely had a full fledged hard on.

Anyway, we’re getting off track. I thought I was in love with Jiggling Boobs. But thats before I saw Splits at the 28 second mark right before the beat drops. This chick is on stage at like all our Blackouts in the Northeast. She puts on a SHOW. She’s like a professional dancer or something. Spends half the show bending around like Gumby. She kinda took the spotlight off of Boobs. I dunno though. I think I’m in love with both. Time to vote.

Splits vs Tits:

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Hope the people down in Charleston next week and the rest of the South are ready for this kinda shit. Splits, tits, and hits all night long when the Blackout Tour rolls through the Confederacy. Get ready.

11/9 – High Point / Greensboro

11/10 – UNC Wilmington

11/14 – College of Charleston

11/15 – Coastal Carolina (Fckin Foam)

11/29 – Orlando

11/30 – Tampa

12/1 – Fort Lauderdale