NJ – The rolling hills of San Francisco, the Old-World atmosphere of the Big Easy, the nightlife and the lively bustle of the Big Apple. They’re all romantic spots that will be destinations for thousands of couples on Valentine’s Day. The golden dome of the New Jersey State House and Trenton City Hall – well, not so much, says Foursquare. New Jersey’s state capital has been ranked the least-romantic city in the country ahead of Valentine’s Day, according to the social-networking website. Trenton was at the bottom of the list, based on data collected over the last few Valentine’s Days since 2007, said Rafi Syed, a product manager for growth and data analyst at Foursquare. Romantic destinations included wineries, bed and breakfasts, French restaurants, flower shops, lingerie stores, and scenic overlooks, Syed said. The locations were also weighted, based on population, he added.
You think we pick Blackout venues based on scenic overlooks and bed and breakfasts? For sure not. We pick our venues based on where we can pack the most amount of people who wanna fuck and party. So I’ll be perfectly honest with you – if you wanna go to a winery for a nice bottle of cabernet and then over to a flower shop to pick some fresh cut daisies, maybe the Blackout isn’t for you. We’re there to basically provide a place for everyone in Jersey to go to fuck. Its BYOL – bring your own lingerie, and you’re gonna walk out of the place soaking wet with your number of sexual partners higher by at least 1. If thats something you can handle, get involved. If you’re into the lovey dovey shit maybe parties in San Francisco is better for you. Go watch the Notebook maybe. If this is more your speed:
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