I’m in fucking tears over here and I don’t know whether its because this was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen or because these poor, poor girls actually live this life. Like if I was that chick who they said looked like Cornelius from Planet Of The Apes I’d head out to Long Island and stand on the side of the road until that serial killer who’s murdering all the whores and putting them in burlap sacks finds me. When that dude says “You’re beat, you know that.” and the fat chick just honestly answers “…yea” had to be top three most pathetic things I’ve ever seen in my life. And don’t even get me started on Clarence Weatherspoon and her hooves breaking the scale at the end.

Shout out to Paul for the video