This family feud with friends game is so awkward. Whenever I can't finish a friend's fast money I feel like they judge me and think I'm dumb
HAMMERING the under RT @intobolivian: Donut-eating home-blogger jealousy - video pushup blog? O/U 7
Im so sick of Michelle Obama doing push ups
I love NE fans ripping the pretty girl who mixed up QBs. U can have your butch broads and all their NFL knowledge. Ill take the pretty ones.
National Black HIV/AIDS Awareness Day??? Thats the most racist thing I've ever heard! Sounds like something I'd make up for a blog
Got this video in the email this morning with one sentence: “don’t watch this video if you’re squeamish bro!” Combine that with the “Viewer Discretion Iz Advised” and that’s all she wrote. I waz advised, and I didn’t watch. All I know is it has something to do with turtles eating rats. Can’t be too bad right?
1 for it’s not that bad or 10 for turtles eating rats ain’t pretty. 5 or under average and I’ll watch.
(423 votes, average: 9.01 out of 10)
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dont call me homie
you done even no-me
i like some rats
they’re better than cats
at my job, i wear lots of hats
free city
holy fuck your comments are shitty
i once fucked a turtle because i was fertile.
kmarko
you really love to type bro
there must be other words you know
mix it up, you sound like a moe
610 likes to rollerskate,
he even asked Kmarko for a date
seems to he’s pretty gay
does the poem get me laid
old lady in my office just lifted a cheek
worst fart i’ve smelt in over a week
she is 80 but i would hit it
fart smelled so bad it made me shit
chillin w my ex tday after work
i ate xanax with a fork
u ate a xanax with a fork?
detox for sure is a dork
I’d rather see a turtle eating gerbil
but if I have to watch the rat
can’t it eat a cat?
I keep thinking I see Paulina’s clit
Then I realize that I’m full of shit
Smokeshow Jackie has nice tit
I wouldn’t complain one bit
you fools dont know how to rhyme
now you know its farts time
ill get out my boot and show you my shine
then ill call blackdude to get my dime
all this without taking a fine
Woody, Farts and SteaknShake
I chopped off my thumb
while trying to bake.
you fucks are pathetic
nothing rhymes with pathetic
Wow…that WAS actually a lot more graphic than I thought it would be…
GodAdvise ur fucking it up
GWH has a new pup
Black dude, Viking and Casey Tatum
I tried real hard
but I really hate’em.
godsavise dont be a muppet
make tings rhyme like a puppet.
if you dont like it ill tell u to stuffit!
That shit was crazier than anything I have ever seen on Discovery channel. Just straight nature vs. nurturer.
Whoever made that video is sick
I watched it full-screen while taking a shit
That turtle likes rats like chicks do my dick
Kmarko you need help making any picks?
BMC is full of hate,
probably should ask 610 for a date
damn farts, is that all you got
thats not good get off of the pot
kfc is black or is he white
watching him swim would be a funny site
ep blogs so he can tell people off
i hope he said that ending with a cough
scott is gay hes 0 for 50
where is dauer he wasn’t too shifty
kfc we know you want to rhyme
reppin your street cred all the time
KFC rocks British Knights
He doesn’t even like the blogs he writes
Brady, wtf did I do? lol
i loaded my glock
i traded some stock
looked for some rock
down by the dock
i looked at the clock
and scratched my jock
no need to worry, there’s some in my sock
There once was a man named Kmarko
who tried to blog cause he had to
His writing is shit
he’s never sucked tit
he should concentrate more on the SmokeSlows
Sorry Viking…. Nothing at all… Just worked with the rhyme. No offense.
i’m sitting at my desk and someone calls
i answer the fucker and do the y’alls
it’s some chick that wants my dick
i’d rather be rubbin my balls
don’t be sorry brady
you have a hot old lady
* SmokeShows
viking
what the fuck, rhyming isn’t to your liking?
stop typing lol
that shit is gay as hell
i wish i had a mic
to spit these rhymes you all like
tomorrow i go to the squire
when they bend over i wont admire
half the dancers have a spare tire
in my pants ill put an oscar myer
my name is woodchuck
take a ride in my truck
my dick you can suck
if you don’t you’ll get struck
where is that geek pickett
i put lox on my cock so he can lick it
after that i know what i’ll do
stick your face in my smelly boat shoe
if you ride in that truck
you’re fucked for luck
most likely you’ll hit a telephone line
cuz clark just drank a gallon of wine.
hey pickett, where you at?
dont act like you didnt watch the bat?
youre probably snuggling with your cat.
why dont you join us, and bring your green hat.
Brady drinks vodka
Steak drinks beer
Woody drinks wine
cause he is a queer
kfc, kmarko
i have an idea for a smokeshow
there is someone we all know
harboring a knockout in chicago
There once was a man named Pickett
offer him a cock he will lick it
he’s not a bad guy
if you’re really high
but be careful of your ass cause he’ll stick it
I’m dizzy from all the gayness in here
duuuuuuuuuuuude. fucked up. quiznos anyone?
^^^^that does not rhyme, Bobby committed a crime.
Sorry I fucked up, ‘this name’ and ‘farts’
I’m not good with words, or soccer, or darts
I just got excited and rushed it..that’s all
Did you fuckin see it?…that turtle was RAW
He ate a fuckin mouse and then 5 or 6 rats
just munchin their brains like Canseco with bats
Hey, black dude be careful these words are quite large
maybe go back to watching “charles in charge”
It’s not cause your black, or retarded or stupid
oh who am I kidding it’s all of those listed
Hey, who knows this quote “no more rhyming I mean it”
it’s the Princess Bride fools “any one want a peanut?”
Remember Fezik said that line next to the cliffs of insanity
that dude was monsterous…the size of a manatee
I think I’m all done now I hear my boss coming
Alt + Tab I’m out bitches…the smokeshow is Cumming!
Go suck a dick, Bobby Lobel
I think you’ve been gay just check you lapel
Is that rhinestones, and glitter, and garnet?
oh no…it’s where you let your boyfriend cum on it.
So leave the sports blog now the big boys are talking
Plus, I think you’ve got a run in your stocking
oops, my bad, just another cum stain
your boyfriend should be careful where his dick he does drain
I’ll say this in your language so you can understand it
good bye, adios, aufedersein you dick bandit!